Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on March 6, 2010
Win A Swearing Turtle!
Introducing Terry, the swearing turtle. Little Terrence is a motion activated turtle with Tourette’s syndrome, just sit him somewhere inconspicuous and as soon as anyone approaches him he lets out a burst of abuse and waves his little arms around.
Terry comes programmed with over 25 different expletives, and has two settings, an 18+ configuration for hardcore swears and a PG setting for children or the faint of heart. Just watch the NSFW video below to hear Terry in full blown offensive action.
The Morningstarr* have one of these little buggers to give away this month and all you need to do to be in with a chance of winning is fill in the form below and click submit.
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