Piping The Truth Into Your Brainballs!
Story published on February 7, 2010
This month The Morningstarr* is giving away a free, freakish, Face Bank money box.
The Face Bank is a freaky Japanese robotic piggy bank which eats your money. Sensors in the eyes of the Face Bank detect your proximity and it begins eagerly chewing in anticipation of you shoving your hard earned cash in it’s gob-hole. Luckily, the coins can be easily removed again so you can use the Face Bank as a money box for your loose change.
Using sensors in its eyes, the Face Bank knows when you’re about to feed it a delicious coin and starts to chew expectantly. Just wedge the coin in Face Bank’s mouth and it will chew and swallow it up. Don’t try to feed it your finger or sweets though, it’s only interested in keeping your coins safe.
Face Bank is hugely popular in Japan, where weird robots are highly sought after. The Face Bank uses a special PVC skin stretched over a number of electronic muscles to create a realistic chewing action. While at first the creepy monkey-like face may alarm you, once you’ve become accustomed to it it becomes irresistible and is a sure way of helping you save money.
Check out the video of the little critters in action.
Face Bank will be your best friend. Just remember to feed it… we can’t be held responsible if you don’t. To win your very own Face Bank just fill in the form below with your name and e-mail address and click send.

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