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The terms and conditions of The Morningstarr* competition are as follows

1. Prizes will not be exchanged for cash or other goods – if you don’t want the prize, don’t enter.

2. If you don’t give us a valid e-mail address we can’t contact you if you win the competition, and you will be ignored and possibly ridiculed.

3. The Morningstarr* will not and does not share your information with any other third party. So you will only get the best in Morningstarr* news and views, without the risk of spam.

4. All entries must reach us by 5th August 2010, at which point the winners will be selected through a random process.

5. One entry per e-mail address per day please, any more and you will be exempt from winning. Not only that you may crash the server, we will find out where you live, come round with menaces and demand compensating. This compensation may be in the form of your thumbs. This has been found as a good deterrent from having you go on the Internet in future. Mr Morningstarr* is also a thumb collector.

6. This competition is open to UK residents aged over 18 only. (Recorded delivery is expensive enough as it is! Sorry international readers.)

7. The judge’s decision is final.

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