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The Bionic Olympics

The Bionic Olympics

The Swiss National Centre of Competence in Research (NCCR) Robotics are hosting the world’s first ever bionic Olympics. Cybathlon will see bionic athletes compete against each other whilst wearing robotic exoskeletons, powered wheelchairs, robotic limbs, or just controlling machines with their brains. The event will be held in Zurich in October 2016, it will have […]

Boffins determine why some people experience orgasms from passing large stools

Dr Anish Sheth, author of best selling book What’s Your Poo Telling You?, says he’s cracked the mystery over ‘poo-phoria’, the euphoric feeling some people experience from crimping off a massive turd. According to the good doctor a nice, big, rectum-stretching, bolus of poo will stimulate the same nerve which is associated with sexual climax. […]

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Lost your compass? Learn to navigate by using a shitting dog

Egg-headed scientists and boffins have spent the past two years studying how dogs crimp-off their turds, and they have made the amazing discovery that the direction canines crap is determined by the planet’s magnetic poles. According to the Czech researchers, dogs align their bodies with the earth’s axis when curling one down and will usually […]

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Disfigured girl grows new face on her breasts

A young girl from Fuji, who was sadly seriously disfigured in a fire 11 years ago, is growing herself a brand new face — on her breasts. 17-year-old Xu Jianmei from the city of Putian was badly burned in a fire when she was only 5-years-old. At that time her poor family were unable to […]

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Makers of the world’s strongest beer plan to produce even stronger brew

A Scottish brewery who famously produce the world’s strongest beer are about to produce a limited run of an even more powerful ale. Aberdeenshire based brewery, Brewmeister are the proud creators of Armageddon beer, a 65% ABV ale made using only four ingredients, no nasty chemical additives, and is naturally carbonated using fresh Scottish spring […]

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At the arse-end of last year Fart by Mail broke onto the scene with their ingenious greeting card design, just in time for Christmas. And here at The Morningstarr* we jumped at the chance of sending drinking buddies, workmates, brothers and dads stinky fart-filled Christmas cards, but even we might draw the line at farty […]

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An innovative greetings card company in America are offering a fabulous gift idea for that special someone in your life this Chrimbobs — a Fart By Mail. Fart By Mail’s proprietor, Dr. Stink works tirelessly collecting botty-burps and trouser-guffs and hermetically sealing them within crystal clear polyethylene envelopes. Within the flatulence-proof envelope is a stylish […]

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Crazy and cool Swiss Protection socks

Check out these fantastic reinforced toed socks. The socks are produced by the Swiss Barefoot Company and are made from tough Kevlar with a PVC strengthened sole. The socks, which look very comfortable, are designed to replace shoes and allow the wearer the same freedom as being barefoot but with enough protection for you to […]

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Eating yoghurt may be the key to large hairy and healthy testicle balls

Clever-clog boffins in the United States of America have discovered almost by chance that mice fed plenty of yoghurt have larger testicle knackers and their reproductive mucus is more potent. Rodent bothering scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology carried out tests on a group of 80 mice each half made up exactly of males […]

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Well now you can! Today Friskies® have launched their brand new iPad game, ‘You vs. Cat’ which as you might have guessed, pits you against your fine feline friend. “You vs. Cat” is the first tablet game designed for two players – one human and one cat – to bring big-time competition to playtime. Download […]

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