Italian dies after jealous wife stabs him in the penis
A 61-year-old Italian Lothario died earlier today after his jealous German wife carried out a frenzied knife attack on his crown jewels and balls. The 57-year-old wife has been arrested by cops in the Italian town of Livorno today, she confessed to stabbing her husband repeatedly in the penis organ with a kitchen knife late [...]
This list has been compiled according to the ugly arachnid’s lethal potential, that means it’s the yield of their venom divided by its potency. Some spiders have extremely potent venom but lack the ability to deliver a high enough yield of the toxins to do much harm. Other spiders have a relatively weak venom, but [...]
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A mentally unbalanced father has attacked his six-year-old son in broad daylight and bit off the boy’s penis organ. The horrific attack took place in Shenzhen, part of China’s Guangdong Province on Wednesday morning. The unnamed man was walking his two naked children along the city streets, the six-year-old boy and his four-year-old sister. According [...]
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The circus continues to roll along as Tom Six announces that the two main antagonists of his previous Human Centipede movies will be uniting for a third helping of bad taste horror gore. For those unfamiliar with the franchise the concept of a ‘human centipede’ was dreamt up in Six’s first movie The Human Centipede [...]
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A deadly South American spider who’s venom causes four-hour-long penis erections has been found in a Scottish supermarket. The Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria spp.) also known as a banana spider is an ugly, aggressive and highly toxic rotter with a 6-inch leg-span. The arachnid’s unique venom can cause intense pain, loss of muscle control, difficulty [...]
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A hapless old chap in Zimbabwe says he’s simply glad to be alive after a crocodile bit off his entire gonad sack. 70-year-old Jonah Maturure who lost both testes balls in the attack and suffered wounds to his penis shaft says he only survived the incident thanks to a box of tomatoes. The old fella [...]
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A man accused of rape showed courtroom officials his tiny penis in order to clear his name. 34-year-old Joel Ndebele from Dingumuzi Township in Zimbabwe is charged with the double rape of his ex-girlfriend. Ndebele spent time in prison after being convicted of a previous crime in December 2010. He was released in August last [...]
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German press is reporting the ongoing court case of a brutal pimp who tortured young girls into prostitution, sometimes by raping them with his metal-studded pierced penis gland. Nasty Sandor Pochev is accused of trafficking young girls into Germany from his native Hungary where he “buys” girls for as little as £2,000, then along with [...]
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A teenage transsexual from Yorkshire has set her sights on being crowned Miss England 2012. 18-year-old Jackie Green is already famous for becoming the UK’s youngest transsexual, when she travelled to Thailand for a sex swap operation on her 16th birthday. Jackie, who was born with a penis and originally called Jack, says she knew [...]
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Happy New Year dear Morningstarr* readers and welcome to 2012, a year which promises to be your last. Yes according to some old Mayan calendar we’ll not see another new year, so I hope you all did plenty of celebrating last night. 2011 was another good year here at Morningstarr* Towers, we have a record [...]
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