Masturbator hangs his penis out of car window whilst driving at 90mph
An alleged sex-pest pervert has been arrested and charged with masturbating from a moving vehicle. Three female witnesses have testified against a former Tennessee city official who is accused of committing lewd sexual acts during a high speed car chase. According to the witnesses former vice-mayor William Blakely drove alongside the three female motorists and [...]
Sick weirdos in Scotland have attempted to steal a horse’s penis. The 23-year-old Icelandic gelding, named Hrafn was found by his owners on Thursday morning bleeding profusely with his John Thomas hanging on by its urethra. The poor nag had to undergo emergency surgery to remove the dong, which could not be reattached or repaired. [...]
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A man who is convinced the world is about to end on 29th March has used a knife to castrate his father and then slice off his own meat and two veg. The bizarre apocalyptic penis-chopping event took place in Malasia at around 01:30 this morning, local time. The unnamed fellow is reported to have [...]
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A drug-crazed hooker was charged with attempted murder this week after trying to bite of her clients reproductive equipment and eat it. 29-year-old Priscilla Vaughn was arrested on Tuesday when cops were called to a hotel in Orange County, Florida following a number of 911 calls. Other guests staying at the hotel reported screams and [...]
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Superstitious yokels at a village in eastern Thailand have erected a two-foot-long, brightly decorated wooden cock to repel a murderous ghost. For the past 20 years locals at Nong Yai say they have been plagued by a malevolent spirit which kills men in their sleep. The so-called ‘Widow Ghost’ has been blamed on dozens of [...]
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Stephen Gough, the Naked Rambler is back behind bars for his habitual nudity. The former Royal Marine and dedicated naturalist finally made it out of Scotland after serving six years in prison for his constant nudity. But even after he crossed into England people continued to complain to police and Gough was arrested in Hebden [...]
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The family of a dead woman in Zimbabwe claim that the deceased corpse grew a man’s penis. 30-year-old Modester Gida from the Mhondoro region of Zimbabwe died last week following a short, mystery illness. After Modester expired family members washed the corpse, it was at that time they discovered that Modester’s vagina had disappeared and [...]
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Police stopped a drunk and sickly looking man yesterday morning and following a medical examination discovered his reproductive organs had been stolen. Workers at a fast food restaurant in Vienna, Austria spotted the man, named as Maciej early Sunday morning wandering round clearly pissed and stoned and stained with blood. When cops questioned Maciej he [...]
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Some crazy chap in Croatia has had an elephant’s trunk tattooed onto his genital gland despite being warned how extremely painful the penis-art would be. The unnamed nutter went into the JoJo&Kenfa tattoo parlour in Zagreb and insisted that the tattooist adorned him with the pachyderm apendage on his manhood. The salon staff warned their [...]
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Environmental health officials in Taiwan have seized 435 dog’s dicks from an abattoir refrigerator. Investigators from the Animal Disease Control Center discovered hundreds of canine tallywhackers along with other internal organs at the illegal slaughterhouse in western Yunlin county. Twelve freshly slaughtered dogs were also found, and thankfully at least two live dogs were rescued [...]
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