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Woman bitten on the ass by toilet snake

Woman bitten on the ass by toilet snake

Noraslinda Asat has developed a fear of using her toilet since a large python bit her backside whilst she was trying to take a shit. 34-year-old Noraslinda, from Eunosville in Malaysia was sitting on her potty taking a well deserved dump when she felt a sharp stinging sensation in her ass. The mother and housewife […]

Corpse’s genitals stolen

Two mortuary attendants and a third man in Zambia were hauled up before a judge this week charged with stealing a dead man’s cock and balls. Mortician’s Moses Chola and Boston Nyoni along with a third man, Davies Bwali, are suspected of cutting off the reproductive organs of the corpse of one Mervin Kaufman, who […]

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Baby murdered in ritual sacrifice

Locals fear that a murdered child from their village was the victim of a brutal ritual sacrifice. One-year-old baby, Brian Mulima was snatched in broad daylight from his home in Lwamanya village, Uganda last week. Brian’s mother, Proscovia was just metres away from her son working in the garden when an unknown intruder crept into […]

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Man arrested for drinking his own urine

We’ve all heard of people being arrested for drinking someone else’s urine, but this guy was arrested for drinking his own. Sound unfair? Apparently the reason 26-year-old Ryan Bravo was arrested by cops in Washington state wasn’t so much due to the fact he drank his own pee, it also had a lot to do […]

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Death by toilet

A soccer fan in Brazil has been killed to death by a toilet. The porcelain potty was launched at the man as he took part in a rowdy brawl outside the Arruda stadium in Recife last night. Local team Santa Cruz drew 1-1 with visitors Parana and it all kicked-off big time. As groups of […]

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Swimmer ripped to shreds by crocodiles

A dim-witted drunken buffoon has been torn to pieces by dozens of crocodiles after deciding to take a swim in a notoriously dangerous Costa Rican river. 32-year-old Nicaraguan, Omar de Jesus Jiron travelled by bus to the Tarcoles River’s main bridge, a popular tourist attraction known for its hordes of basking crocodiles. The area has […]

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Pig eats boy’s testicles and anus

In a bizarre mauling incident a large sow has attacked a two-year-old boy and gnawed at his gonads and bunghole. Oliver Degeder was mauled by the angry pig near his home in Tarkwa Cyanide, Ghana on Friday. The youngster was playing with some other boys when they chanced upon a stray pig who was lying […]

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Man’s genitals gnawed off by hyena

A fellow in Malawi has deliberately and voluntarily allowed a hyena to bite of his testicles and penis in a bid to become rich. Chamangeni Zulu of Njenjewa Village in Chief Mulonyeni’s area in Malawi was taken to hospital on Monday with missing reproductive organs, and three missing toes. Mr. Zulu had purposefully offered himself […]

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Porn star Val Midwest starts disproportionate prison sentence

Slutty porn star Val Midwest, real name Valerie Dodds, is beginning a 45 day prison term for masturbating with a crucifix in the grounds of her old catholic high school. 19-year-old nudie porno model, Val was charged with indecent exposure last summer after she posed naked and masturbated with a cross on the campus of […]

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Granny almost killed by pet python

A grandmother from Melbourne was nearly killed by her own pet snake as she talked on the phone. Sharon Plevko was talking to her daughter, Laura on the phone with her pet python named Scoot loosely slung around her neck. For reasons unknown Scoot’s thoughts turned to bloody murder, and the seven-foot-long serpent coiled around […]

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