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Tranny Torched Over Handbag Row

29 year old Gabryela Passos, a Brazilian national has been handed a 20 year prison sentence for setting fire to a transvestite who allegedly stole her handbag.
Passos, originally from Brazil but living in West London dowsed 25 year old female impersonator Ricardo da Silva with petrol at his flat in Birmingham and set fire to [...]

The Most Pierced Man In The World

78 year old John Lynch from Apsley, Herts has been named as the World’s Most Pierced Man by Guinness World of Records.
Lynch, a former Barclays Bank manager has a whopping 241 piercings with 150 of them in his head, face and neck alone. In order to set the record Lynch had an extra 20 piercings [...]

The Oldest Dog In The World?

20 year old Otto, a dachshund cross terrier has been officially named as the World’s Oldest Dog this week by Guinness World of Records.
Otto’s owners Lynn and Peter Jones, from Shrewsbury, submitted him to Guinness last month after hearing of the death of a 21 year old dog from New York called Chanel who previously [...]

The World’s Fattest Man

48 year old Paul Mason from Ipswich is officially the world’s fattest man weighing in at a tremendous 444.5kg, or 70 stone.
Fatty Mason relies on a team of seven carers to wash him, possibly using flannels on sticks, whilst he reclines in bed playing video games all day and watching television. The rotund fella requires [...]

Spiders On A Plane

A British Airways plane was grounded yesterday at Edinburgh Airport after a passenger reported seeing a tarantula crawling under his seat.
The domestic shuttle service between London’s Heathrow and Edinburgh was cancelled and an insect expert called in to fumigate the aircraft, but chances of finding the nasty arachnid are slim to none. A British Airways [...]

Shark Attack At Edinburgh Aquarium

A 23 year old man has been attacked by a shark at Edinburgh’s Deep Sea World aquarium.
The BBC report that the man suffered lacerations in the attack and required treatment by paramedics who were called to the scene.
The man was bitten by an angel shark which are 1.5m long and have flattened bodies so they [...]

Tesco Discriminate Against Jedi

A Tesco supermarket in Bangor, North Wales has been accused of religious discrimination after they ejected a Jedi from their store because he wouldn’t remove his hood.
23 year old Daniel Jones, also known as Morda Hehol, founded the Church of Jediism in January 2008. The Jediism Handbook clearly states that all Jedi “must wear a [...]

Performers Required For New Lancashire Scare Attraction

Have you got the flair for scare? If so, this could be the job for you.
Lancashire-based entertainment company, AtmosFEAR! Scare Attractions, is on the hunt for 56 talented performers to take part in its latest Halloween attraction, Scare Kingdom Scream Park, which opens at a site near Preston, from October 22.
Auditions for a range of [...]

World’s Largest Bowl of Porridge

Mornflake cereals broke the World Record this week for the largest bowl of porridge ever cooked.
The oat milling company from Crewe were at the Lowry Theatre in Salford this week to help celebrate the stage adaptation of the comedy classic Porridge, which starred the late Ronnie Barker.
In a fitting tribute to the show Chef Colin [...]

Man Who Had Half His Skull Punched Off

26 year old Steve Gator was beaten so badly by a pair of teenage thugs in Essex that half his head had to be removed.
Gator was on his way home from work in January this year when he was confronted by two jeering buffoons. When Gator retaliated the two hoodlums began raining blows on him, [...]

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