Two fire crews in Southampton were called to a “medical emergency” on Sunday evening, when a man was admitted to Southampton General Hospital with a ring jammed on his genital-cock. Doctors and nurses tried unsuccessfully to free the pink-oboe of the unnamed casualty by lubricating it and tugging hard on the ring. Eventually two teams [...]
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A cruel and sadistic arsehole has broken in to a west London animal park and beheaded a defenceless marsupial. Keepers at Brent Lodge Park Animal Centre in Ealing, west London, arrived Thursday morning to find one of their wallabies, named Bruce, lying dead with its head removed. Vets who inspected the body confirmed a knife [...]
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An Irish alchemist has been given a three-month gaol sentence for trying to turn his own faeces into gold. 30-year-old Paul Moran from Derrin Park in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland, caused £3,000 worth of damage to his rented home in July this year when he attempted to turn his dung into precious metal by placing it [...]
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A teenage pre-op transsexual from Lincolnshire has been remanded in custody for the identity theft of Katie Price. 18-year-old Kerry Marshall from Sleaford is charged with three counts of fraud when she allegedly pretended to be glamour model Katie ‘Jordan’ Price in order to obtain £14,000 from a Lincolnshire branch of HSBC bank. CCTV footage [...]
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It only seems like a month since the last record breaking bar of chocolate was made in Chicago! That’s right, just one month ago World’s Finest Chocolate from Chicago wheeled out an impressive 5.5 tonne choccie bar, well now a company from Derbyshire, England, have smashed that record by almost 300 kg! The famous Thorntons [...]
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Earlier this week we told you how Scottish pastry chef’s had created venison ice-cream, now an ice-cream manufacturer on the Isle of Man has developed the horrible sounding mushroom ice-cream. Davison’s dairy and Greeba’s mushroom farm got their heads together to create the weird sounding dessert for the Isle of Man Food & Drink Festival [...]
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An inventive chef from Aberdeenshire has blended dead deer and dairy products to create venison ice-cream. Pastry chef Julien Miran, who works at the Cow Shed Restaurant near Banchory, was tasked with creating something spectacular for the launch of this year’s Royal Deeside and Cairngorms Venison Festival. The ingenious cookie used juniper berries in the [...]
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Two bearded dragons were found on Tuesday morning, loafing around a Glasgow park. A Scottish old dear spotted one of the lizards Monday evening, on grassland adjacent to Yorkhill Hospital, and did bugger all about it. The following morning the old woman noticed the bearded dragon was still there, and it had been joined by [...]
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Here’s something Max Boyce will be keen to get his hands on, the world’s biggest leek! 63-year-old John Pearson from Sunderland has grown a 9.2kg leek, which he showed off at a horticultural show in Co. Durham this week. Mr Pearson said the secret to growing such a mammoth vegetable was all down to the [...]
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A man from Stockport, Cheshire, reported this week that a five-foot-long cobra reared up and tried to bite him, in a field next to a primary school in Edgeley. Police followed up on the report, and assisted by RSPCA inspectors they carried out a thorough search of the fields adjacent to Bridgehall Primary School in [...]
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