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		<title>More Jedi Discrimination</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/03/16/more-jedi-discrimination/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 19:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back in September 2009 The Morningstarr* reported on the blatant discrimination against the founder of the Church of Jediism by Tesco supermarket. And this week another practicing Jedi has been ordered out of a JobCentre in Southend, Essex for wearing a hood.
31 year old Chris Jarvis is a member of the Church of Jediism, which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pervert Charged With Owning Octopus Porn</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/03/04/pervert-charged-with-owning-octopus-porn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:54:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=4351</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[46 year old Andrew Dymond from Wales appeared in court today after images were allegedly found on his computer of a man having sex with an octopus.
Dymond appeared in Swansea magistrates court this morning to face 25 porn charges, he didn&#8217;t enter a plea and will appear at Crown Court in May. Prosecutors told magistrates [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fun Park Runs Smelliest Urine Competition</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/02/24/fun-park-runs-smelliest-urine-competition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 19:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=4295</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thorpe Park in Surrey are running a bizarre competition to find the smelliest piss in Britain.
The theme park are offering a £500 prize to the person that produces the foulest smelling cup of pee on Friday. Thorpe Park&#8217;s entertainments manager Laura Sinclair will have the unenviable task of sniffing all the samples of urine and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grave Robber Begins Pop Career From Prison</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/24/grave-robber-begins-pop-career-from-prison/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=4137</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An animal rights extremist who stole the body of a dead old woman from a graveyard as part of his hate campaign is attempting to launch a pop career.
Jon Ablewhite was jailed for 12 years in 2006 for his part in a sustained and coordinated attack on Darley Oaks farm in Newchurch, Staffordshire. Over a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The World&#8217;s Oldest Dog Has Died</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/16/the-worlds-oldest-dog-has-died/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/16/the-worlds-oldest-dog-has-died/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 12:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Otto, the World&#8217;s Oldest Dog has died aged 20 years old. That&#8217;s 140 in dog years.
Otto, a dachshund cross terrier was officially recognised as the World&#8217;s Oldest Dog by Guinness World of Records in October last year. Sadly on Thursday Otto was put to sleep by a vet after a large tumour was discovered in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Naked Rambler May Spend The Rest Of His Life In Prison</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/13/naked-rambler-may-spend-the-rest-of-his-life-in-prison/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/13/naked-rambler-may-spend-the-rest-of-his-life-in-prison/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=4074</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Stephen Gough, AKA the Naked Rambler has been told that he may spend the rest of his life behind bars unless he agrees to put some clothes on.
50 year old Gough, who claims to be an ex-Royal Marine, has been a longtime activist for the right to roam the country naked. In 2003 he completed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Southampton Man Gets Penis Stuck In Metal Pipe</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/07/southampton-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-metal-pipe/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/07/southampton-man-gets-penis-stuck-in-metal-pipe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 15:07:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=4030</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An unnamed man in Southampton walked into Southampton General Hospital on Tuesday morning with his penis stuck inside a stainless steel pipe.
Medics at the hospital were unable to free the organ as the man had a permanent erection caused by the pipe restricting the blood flow. Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service were called to help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Estranged Husband Leaves Dead Rat In Wife&#8217;s Bed</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/07/estranged-husband-leaves-dead-rat-in-wifes-bed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/07/estranged-husband-leaves-dead-rat-in-wifes-bed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=4020</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman from Northumberland returned from a fortnight&#8217;s holiday in Malaga last August to find a rotting rodent and maggots in her bed.
Carolyn Louise Hook of Liddell Terrace, Widdrington returned home to be greeted by an obnoxious smell coming from her bedroom, when she pulled back the duvet she found the remains of a rat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police Hunt For Supermarket Bum Sniffer</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/12/21/police-hunt-for-supermarket-bum-sniffer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/12/21/police-hunt-for-supermarket-bum-sniffer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 18:47:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=3934</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Police in Plymouth, Devon are on the lookout for a balding weirdo who was caught on CCTV sniffing the backside of a supermarket employee.
The bespectacled, middle aged man has been seen on two separate occasions sniffing the arse of an unidentified male shop assistant in the Plymouth branch of the Co-Op supermarket. The store&#8217;s CCTV [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr Christmas&#8217; Christmas Diet</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/12/14/mr-christmas-christmas-diet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/12/14/mr-christmas-christmas-diet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:34:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=3883</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Andy Park, known as Mr Christmas because he celebrates Christmas every day of the year has been explaining how the credit crunch has forced him to cut back on his  year round Yuletide festivities.
Park, from Melksham, Wiltshire was warned by his doctors that his habit of eating a full Christmas dinner of turkey with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicar Fears Dark Forces Are Rising</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/11/30/vicar-fears-dark-forces-are-rising/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:37:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=3778</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Gloucestershire vicar has warned his parishioners that satanic forces may be on the increase after finding a decapitated sheep&#8217;s head outside his church.
The Rev Nick Bromfield discovered the severed sheep head mounted on a pole outside his church and immediately sought to warn his congregation that they shouldn&#8217;t dabble in the black arts. 
&#8220;I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tranny Torched Over Handbag Row</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/11/21/tranny-torched-over-handbag-row/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[29 year old Gabryela Passos, a Brazilian national has been handed a 20 year prison sentence for setting fire to a transvestite who allegedly stole her handbag.
Passos, originally from Brazil but living in West London dowsed 25 year old female impersonator Ricardo da Silva with petrol at his flat in Birmingham and set fire to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Pierced Man In The World</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/26/the-most-pierced-man-in-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Elaine Davidson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guinness Book of World Records]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[78 year old John Lynch from Apsley, Herts has been named as the World&#8217;s Most Pierced Man by Guinness World of Records.
Lynch, a former Barclays Bank manager has a whopping 241 piercings with 150 of them in his head, face and neck alone. In order to set the record Lynch had an extra 20 piercings [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Oldest Dog In The World?</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/25/the-oldest-dog-in-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/25/the-oldest-dog-in-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 12:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Chanel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dachsund]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guinness]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lynn Jones]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Otto]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Jones]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[20 year old Otto, a dachshund cross terrier has been officially named as the World&#8217;s Oldest Dog this week by Guinness World of Records.
Otto&#8217;s owners Lynn and Peter Jones, from Shrewsbury, submitted him to Guinness last month after hearing of the death of a 21 year old dog from New York called Chanel who previously [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The World&#8217;s Fattest Man</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/23/the-worlds-fattest-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/23/the-worlds-fattest-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[70 stone]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[arse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bob Singh Phagura]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nacton Road Fish Bar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul Mason]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[48 year old Paul Mason from Ipswich is officially the world&#8217;s fattest man weighing in at a tremendous 444.5kg, or 70 stone.
Fatty Mason relies on a team of seven carers to wash him, possibly using flannels on sticks, whilst he reclines in bed playing video games all day and watching television. The rotund fella requires [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spiders On A Plane</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/21/spiders-on-a-plane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:07:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[UK News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aeroplane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aircraft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arachnid]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fumigate]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A British Airways plane was grounded yesterday at Edinburgh Airport after a passenger reported seeing a tarantula crawling under his seat.
The domestic shuttle service between London&#8217;s Heathrow and Edinburgh was cancelled and an insect expert called in to fumigate the aircraft, but chances of finding the nasty arachnid are slim to none. A British Airways [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shark Attack At Edinburgh Aquarium</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/17/shark-attack-at-edinburgh-aquarium/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:27:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[aggressive]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angel shark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aquarium]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Deep Sea World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lacerations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shark encounter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 23 year old man has been attacked by a shark at Edinburgh&#8217;s Deep Sea World aquarium.
The BBC report that the man suffered lacerations in the attack and required treatment by paramedics who were called to the scene.
The man was bitten by an angel shark which are 1.5m long and have flattened bodies so they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tesco Discriminate Against Jedi</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/18/tesco-discriminate-against-jedi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 17:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[UK News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bangor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Church of Jediism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Daniel Jones]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dark Side]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Muslim]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Tesco supermarket in Bangor, North Wales has been accused of religious discrimination after they ejected a Jedi from their store because he wouldn&#8217;t remove his hood.
23 year old Daniel Jones, also known as Morda Hehol, founded the Church of Jediism in January 2008. The Jediism Handbook clearly states that all Jedi &#8220;must wear a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Performers Required For New Lancashire Scare Attraction</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/14/performers-required-for-new-lancashire-scare-attraction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 20:10:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Jolly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UK News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[AtmosFEAR]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[attraction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[performers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[quirky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scare attraction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scare Kingdom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scream Park]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you got the flair for scare? If so, this could be the job for you.
Lancashire-based entertainment company, AtmosFEAR! Scare Attractions, is on the hunt for 56 talented performers to take part in its latest Halloween attraction, Scare Kingdom Scream Park, which opens at a site near Preston, from October 22.
Auditions for a range of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s Largest Bowl of Porridge</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/14/worlds-largest-bowl-of-porridge/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/14/worlds-largest-bowl-of-porridge/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[UK News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cereals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[largest bowl of porridge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lowry Theatre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mornflake]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mornflake cereals broke the World Record this week for the largest bowl of porridge ever cooked.
The oat milling company from Crewe were at the Lowry Theatre in Salford this week to help celebrate the stage adaptation of the comedy classic Porridge, which starred the late Ronnie Barker.
In a fitting tribute to the show Chef Colin [...]]]></description>
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