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		<title>The world&#8217;s biggest bhaji</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/22/the-worlds-biggest-bhaji/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 16:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Proud catering students from Bradford college have this week been entered into the Guinness Book of World Records for cooking the world&#8217;s biggest onion bhaji. The group of students were assisted by chef Colin Burt and Bobby Patel, of the Prashad restaurant in Bradford when they cooked-up the mammoth onion bhaji as part of last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teenage tranny enters Miss England beauty pageant</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/15/teenage-tranny-enters-miss-england-beauty-pageant/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 13:19:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A teenage transsexual from Yorkshire has set her sights on being crowned Miss England 2012. 18-year-old Jackie Green is already famous for becoming the UK&#8217;s youngest transsexual, when she travelled to Thailand for a sex swap operation on her 16th birthday. Jackie, who was born with a penis and originally called Jack, says she knew [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Telford man attacked by anaconda on his doorstep</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/14/telford-man-attacked-by-anaconda-on-his-doorstep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 12:35:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9368</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[28-year-old Scott Adams opened his front door Monday morning and was confronted by a huge green serpent, an eight-foot-long anaconda. The snake, considered to be the largest breed in the world, was wrapped in an old duvet cover and placed inside a really useful box on Scott&#8217;s doorstep late Sunday night or early Monday morning. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crocodile found in Wolverhampton street</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/16/crocodile-found-in-wolverhampton-street/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/16/crocodile-found-in-wolverhampton-street/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9268</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A metre long caiman crocodile has been found dumped in a Wolverhampton street. The impressive looking reptile was abandoned in a plastic box outside Wickid Pets animal adventure in Gorsebrook Rd, Wolverhampton either late Wednesday evening or early Thursday morning. Proprietor Jim Wick spotted the container as he arrived to work yesterday and gingerly peered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New elf record</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/11/new-elf-record/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9254</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Organisers in Bridgend, Wales, claim to have bested their own world record for the largest gathering of people dressed as Christmas elves, not Middle earth elves. Pointy-ears were not required, but volunteers hoping to set a new world record had to be wearing red or green costumes, preferably with little pointy hats. Last year Bridgend [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 2011 Loo of the Year awards</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/11/the-2011-loo-of-the-year-awards/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 15:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9251</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ceredigion County Council in mid-west Wales have been named as overall winners of the Loo of the Year awards, held at a hotel at the side of the A46 near Birmingham Airport. The award has been given every year since 1987, the awards are judged independently and promoted by the British Toilet Association who want [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Disney fan wanted for feeding kitten to his pet python</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/03/disney-fan-wanted-for-feeding-kitten-to-his-pet-python/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 17:52:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9233</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The RSPCA are appealing for information to locate the sadistic herpetologist who made a Christmas video of a live kitten being eaten by his pet snake. The cruel video, entitled Python Christmas was uploaded to a website reportedly called Flix, most likely MojoFlix.com. The seven minute video shows an unknown person wearing a Santa hat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sick bastard strikes again</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/11/21/sick-bastard-strikes-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2011 21:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9182</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two more defenceless wallabies have been killed at the same west London animal park where a wallaby was found decapitated last month. A pair of newly introduced wallabies have been murdered by an intruder at the Brent Lodge Park Animal Centre in Ealing last week. The two wallabies were part of a group that keepers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deadly venomous spiders invading Britain</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/11/13/deadly-venomous-spiders-invading-britain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 16:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9149</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Britain is being invaded by deadly Australian spiders, brought back in unsuspecting backpacker&#8217;s luggage or inside crates of imported didgeridoos, or boomerangs, or something. The highly venomous Redback spiders are found right across Australia, the creepy little buggers live in close proximity to humans so they are distributed by stowing away with human belongings. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Testicle biter escapes jail</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/11/11/testicle-biter-escapes-jail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9141</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scrotum savaging Gateshead woman Maria Topp (44) has escaped gaol after being convicted of ripping open her boyfriend&#8217;s ball-sack with her teeth. Newcastle Crown Court handed Topp a 12-month suspended sentence and 150 hours of community service. Topp was convicted last month of biting the bollock-bag of DJ Martin Douglas during a drunken row at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Firefighters use grinder to free man&#8217;s stuck penis</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/11/10/firefighters-use-grinder-to-free-mans-stuck-penis/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/11/10/firefighters-use-grinder-to-free-mans-stuck-penis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 19:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9137</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two fire crews in Southampton were called to a &#8220;medical emergency&#8221; on Sunday evening, when a man was admitted to Southampton General Hospital with a ring jammed on his genital-cock. Doctors and nurses tried unsuccessfully to free the pink-oboe of the unnamed casualty by lubricating it and tugging hard on the ring. Eventually two teams [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sick bastard decapitates wallaby</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/10/21/sick-bastard-decapitates-wallaby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 22:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9011</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A cruel and sadistic arsehole has broken in to a west London animal park and beheaded a defenceless marsupial. Keepers at Brent Lodge Park Animal Centre in Ealing, west London, arrived Thursday morning to find one of their wallabies, named Bruce, lying dead with its head removed. Vets who inspected the body confirmed a knife [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poo-poo alchemist tries to turn excrement into gold</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/10/19/poo-poo-alchemist-tries-to-turn-excrement-into-gold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 22:29:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An Irish alchemist has been given a three-month gaol sentence for trying to turn his own faeces into gold. 30-year-old Paul Moran from Derrin Park in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland, caused £3,000 worth of damage to his rented home in July this year when he attempted to turn his dung into precious metal by placing it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teenage tranny jailed for impersonating Jordan</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/10/14/teenage-tranny-jailed-for-impersonating-jordan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 17:56:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Katie Price]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A teenage pre-op transsexual from Lincolnshire has been remanded in custody for the identity theft of Katie Price. 18-year-old Kerry Marshall from Sleaford is charged with three counts of fraud when she allegedly pretended to be glamour model Katie &#8216;Jordan&#8217; Price in order to obtain £14,000 from a Lincolnshire branch of HSBC bank. CCTV footage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>World&#8217;s largest chocolate bar made in Derbyshire</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/10/12/worlds-largest-chocolate-bar-made-in-derbyshire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 17:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It only seems like a month since the last record breaking bar of chocolate was made in Chicago! That&#8217;s right, just one month ago World&#8217;s Finest Chocolate from Chicago wheeled out an impressive 5.5 tonne choccie bar, well now a company from Derbyshire, England, have smashed that record by almost 300 kg! The famous Thorntons [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First venison, now mushroom ice-cream</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/10/09/first-venison-now-mushroom-ice-cream/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 20:32:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Davison]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Greeba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ice-cream]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Isle of Man]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kathy Irwin]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=8923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week we told you how Scottish pastry chef&#8217;s had created venison ice-cream, now an ice-cream manufacturer on the Isle of Man has developed the horrible sounding mushroom ice-cream. Davison&#8217;s dairy and Greeba&#8217;s mushroom farm got their heads together to create the weird sounding dessert for the Isle of Man Food &#038; Drink Festival [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scottish chef creates venison ice-cream</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/10/03/scottish-chef-creates-venison-ice-cream/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[antlers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chef]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cow Shed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dairy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deer]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Julien Miran]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=8831</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An inventive chef from Aberdeenshire has blended dead deer and dairy products to create venison ice-cream. Pastry chef Julien Miran, who works at the Cow Shed Restaurant near Banchory, was tasked with creating something spectacular for the launch of this year&#8217;s Royal Deeside and Cairngorms Venison Festival. The ingenious cookie used juniper berries in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dragons discovered in Scottish park</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/22/dragons-discovered-in-scottish-park/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 17:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bearded dragon]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=8758</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two bearded dragons were found on Tuesday morning, loafing around a Glasgow park. A Scottish old dear spotted one of the lizards Monday evening, on grassland adjacent to Yorkhill Hospital, and did bugger all about it. The following morning the old woman noticed the bearded dragon was still there, and it had been joined by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The world&#8217;s biggest leek</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/20/the-worlds-biggest-leek/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/20/the-worlds-biggest-leek/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 17:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[UK News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[biggest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Pearson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Soulsby]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[leek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mammoth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[seeds]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s something Max Boyce will be keen to get his hands on, the world&#8217;s biggest leek! 63-year-old John Pearson from Sunderland has grown a 9.2kg leek, which he showed off at a horticultural show in Co. Durham this week. Mr Pearson said the secret to growing such a mammoth vegetable was all down to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deadly cobra reported loose in Stockport</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/17/deadly-cobra-reported-loose-in-stockport/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/09/17/deadly-cobra-reported-loose-in-stockport/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Sep 2011 13:54:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[UK News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cobra]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deadly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[RSPCA]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[serpent]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=8695</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man from Stockport, Cheshire, reported this week that a five-foot-long cobra reared up and tried to bite him, in a field next to a primary school in Edgeley. Police followed up on the report, and assisted by RSPCA inspectors they carried out a thorough search of the fields adjacent to Bridgehall Primary School in [...]]]></description>
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