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The world’s biggest bhaji

The world’s biggest bhaji

Proud catering students from Bradford college have this week been entered into the Guinness Book of World Records for cooking the world’s biggest onion bhaji. The group of students were assisted by chef Colin Burt and Bobby Patel, of the Prashad restaurant in Bradford when they cooked-up the mammoth onion bhaji as part of last [...]

Teenage tranny enters Miss England beauty pageant

A teenage transsexual from Yorkshire has set her sights on being crowned Miss England 2012. 18-year-old Jackie Green is already famous for becoming the UK’s youngest transsexual, when she travelled to Thailand for a sex swap operation on her 16th birthday. Jackie, who was born with a penis and originally called Jack, says she knew [...]

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Telford man attacked by anaconda on his doorstep

28-year-old Scott Adams opened his front door Monday morning and was confronted by a huge green serpent, an eight-foot-long anaconda. The snake, considered to be the largest breed in the world, was wrapped in an old duvet cover and placed inside a really useful box on Scott’s doorstep late Sunday night or early Monday morning. [...]

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Crocodile found in Wolverhampton street

A metre long caiman crocodile has been found dumped in a Wolverhampton street. The impressive looking reptile was abandoned in a plastic box outside Wickid Pets animal adventure in Gorsebrook Rd, Wolverhampton either late Wednesday evening or early Thursday morning. Proprietor Jim Wick spotted the container as he arrived to work yesterday and gingerly peered [...]

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New elf record

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New elf record

Organisers in Bridgend, Wales, claim to have bested their own world record for the largest gathering of people dressed as Christmas elves, not Middle earth elves. Pointy-ears were not required, but volunteers hoping to set a new world record had to be wearing red or green costumes, preferably with little pointy hats. Last year Bridgend [...]

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The 2011 Loo of the Year awards

Ceredigion County Council in mid-west Wales have been named as overall winners of the Loo of the Year awards, held at a hotel at the side of the A46 near Birmingham Airport. The award has been given every year since 1987, the awards are judged independently and promoted by the British Toilet Association who want [...]

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The RSPCA are appealing for information to locate the sadistic herpetologist who made a Christmas video of a live kitten being eaten by his pet snake. The cruel video, entitled Python Christmas was uploaded to a website reportedly called Flix, most likely MojoFlix.com. The seven minute video shows an unknown person wearing a Santa hat [...]

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Sick bastard strikes again

Two more defenceless wallabies have been killed at the same west London animal park where a wallaby was found decapitated last month. A pair of newly introduced wallabies have been murdered by an intruder at the Brent Lodge Park Animal Centre in Ealing last week. The two wallabies were part of a group that keepers [...]

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Deadly venomous spiders invading Britain

Britain is being invaded by deadly Australian spiders, brought back in unsuspecting backpacker’s luggage or inside crates of imported didgeridoos, or boomerangs, or something. The highly venomous Redback spiders are found right across Australia, the creepy little buggers live in close proximity to humans so they are distributed by stowing away with human belongings. This [...]

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Testicle biter escapes jail

Scrotum savaging Gateshead woman Maria Topp (44) has escaped gaol after being convicted of ripping open her boyfriend’s ball-sack with her teeth. Newcastle Crown Court handed Topp a 12-month suspended sentence and 150 hours of community service. Topp was convicted last month of biting the bollock-bag of DJ Martin Douglas during a drunken row at [...]

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