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Grave Robber Begins Pop Career From Prison

An animal rights extremist who stole the body of a dead old woman from a graveyard as part of his hate campaign is attempting to launch a pop career.
Jon Ablewhite was jailed for 12 years in 2006 for his part in a sustained and coordinated attack on Darley Oaks farm in Newchurch, Staffordshire. Over a [...]

The World’s Oldest Dog Has Died

Otto, the World’s Oldest Dog has died aged 20 years old. That’s 140 in dog years.
Otto, a dachshund cross terrier was officially recognised as the World’s Oldest Dog by Guinness World of Records in October last year. Sadly on Thursday Otto was put to sleep by a vet after a large tumour was discovered in [...]

Naked Rambler May Spend The Rest Of His Life In Prison

Stephen Gough, AKA the Naked Rambler has been told that he may spend the rest of his life behind bars unless he agrees to put some clothes on.
50 year old Gough, who claims to be an ex-Royal Marine, has been a longtime activist for the right to roam the country naked. In 2003 he completed [...]

Southampton Man Gets Penis Stuck In Metal Pipe

An unnamed man in Southampton walked into Southampton General Hospital on Tuesday morning with his penis stuck inside a stainless steel pipe.
Medics at the hospital were unable to free the organ as the man had a permanent erection caused by the pipe restricting the blood flow. Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service were called to help [...]

Estranged Husband Leaves Dead Rat In Wife’s Bed

A woman from Northumberland returned from a fortnight’s holiday in Malaga last August to find a rotting rodent and maggots in her bed.
Carolyn Louise Hook of Liddell Terrace, Widdrington returned home to be greeted by an obnoxious smell coming from her bedroom, when she pulled back the duvet she found the remains of a rat [...]

Police Hunt For Supermarket Bum Sniffer

Police in Plymouth, Devon are on the lookout for a balding weirdo who was caught on CCTV sniffing the backside of a supermarket employee.
The bespectacled, middle aged man has been seen on two separate occasions sniffing the arse of an unidentified male shop assistant in the Plymouth branch of the Co-Op supermarket. The store’s CCTV [...]

Mr Christmas’ Christmas Diet

Andy Park, known as Mr Christmas because he celebrates Christmas every day of the year has been explaining how the credit crunch has forced him to cut back on his year round Yuletide festivities.
Park, from Melksham, Wiltshire was warned by his doctors that his habit of eating a full Christmas dinner of turkey with [...]

Vicar Fears Dark Forces Are Rising

A Gloucestershire vicar has warned his parishioners that satanic forces may be on the increase after finding a decapitated sheep’s head outside his church.
The Rev Nick Bromfield discovered the severed sheep head mounted on a pole outside his church and immediately sought to warn his congregation that they shouldn’t dabble in the black arts.
“I [...]

Tranny Torched Over Handbag Row

29 year old Gabryela Passos, a Brazilian national has been handed a 20 year prison sentence for setting fire to a transvestite who allegedly stole her handbag.
Passos, originally from Brazil but living in West London dowsed 25 year old female impersonator Ricardo da Silva with petrol at his flat in Birmingham and set fire to [...]

The Most Pierced Man In The World

78 year old John Lynch from Apsley, Herts has been named as the World’s Most Pierced Man by Guinness World of Records.
Lynch, a former Barclays Bank manager has a whopping 241 piercings with 150 of them in his head, face and neck alone. In order to set the record Lynch had an extra 20 piercings [...]

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