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		<title>Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/03/beans-beans-the-musical-fruit-the-more-you-eat-the-more-you-toot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 22:03:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[air-biscuit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andrea Hutchins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baked beans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Donna Winham]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or do you? Research study results released this month suggest that eating beans may not increase flatulence like people think. Donna Winham and Andrea Hutchins carried out a study entitled &#8216;Perceptions of flatulence from bean consumption among adults&#8217;, the results of which were published in the Nutritional Journal recently. When the data was collected only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scientists create bio-engineered bumholes</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/08/10/scientists-create-bio-engineered-bumholes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 16:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[anal]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wake Forest Baptist Medical Centre]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Boffins at a laboratory in North Carolina, US, have built fully functioning anal bum sphincters using muscle and nerve cells. The lab-built bungholes were successfully transplanted onto mice, and eggheads believe the gristly rings will one day be used to cure anal and urinary incontinence. “This is the first bio-engineered sphincter made with both muscle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pocket urinal</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/05/25/pocket-urinal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 19:59:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[boffin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[egg-head]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Go Guy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inventor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pocket urinal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ron Wierks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Thom Perlmutter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[URIN Control]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urinal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wee-wee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whizz]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=6503</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple of egg-headed boffins in America have invented a revolutionary new product which lets you take a piss wherever you are. “When there’s nowhere to go, go where you are with Go Guy, the pocket urinal&#8221; That&#8217;s the tagline being used by U-R-IN Control, the brainchild of two inventors, Ron Wierks and Thom Perlmutter. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicar sets world record on three-wheeled hearse</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/05/10/vicar-sets-world-record-on-three-wheeled-hearse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 20:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[biker]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=6436</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Yorkshire vicar set a new world record today for the fastest motorcycle hearse carrying a coffin. Such a bizarre and unique record surely hadn&#8217;t been set previously, but Rev Ray Biddis from Bradford needed to get to at least 80mph to set the record, which he actually smashed by hitting 114mph. The 57-year-old holy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The world&#8217;s smallest car</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/11/08/the-worlds-smallest-car/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/11/08/the-worlds-smallest-car/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 19:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chassis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guinness World of Records]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Perry Watkins]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Wind Up]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=5378</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A British inventor has received recognition from Guinness World of Records after building the world&#8217;s smallest road legal motorcar. Perry Watkins built the tiny car from a Postman Pat kiddy&#8217;s ride, he placed the novelty body on the chassis of a quad bike. The street legal motor had to be fitted with a seatbelt, most [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Designer bog roll</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/09/25/designer-bog-roll/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Sep 2010 10:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Designer Toilet Roll Company]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=5249</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Promising to be the next big thing, designer toilet paper lets you wipe your arse like the stars. 42-year-old Natasha Meredith was just a Sussex housewife, and like most housewives she was a fan of God awful reality TV show the X Factor, which is where she heard that high-trousered pop mogul Simon Cowell cleaned [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Car that runs on poo-poo</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/08/09/car-that-runs-on-poo-poo/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/08/09/car-that-runs-on-poo-poo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 10:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Beetle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bio-Bug]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boffin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[car]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dung]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eco-friendly]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mohammed Saddiq]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sewage]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=5059</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Boffins in Bristol have developed the world&#8217;s first poop-powered car which is fuelled using human excrement. The Bio-Bug is a Volkswagen Beetle that runs off the methane gas which is produced during sewage treatment. The gas is captured and bottled up so it can be used as fuel and not simply dispersed into the atmosphere, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iran build Terminator style robot</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/07/04/iran-build-terminator-style-robot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 11:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[android]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bipedal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iran]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Iranian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[machine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mahmoud Ahmadinejad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Persian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scientist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Soorena-2]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Terminator]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=4893</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scientists in Iran have unveiled a bipedal android that they intend to use for &#8220;sensitive jobs&#8221;. The Iranian government would not expand on what they meant by sensitive jobs, but a tell tale sign could be the fact the machine, called Surena-2 is named after an ancient Persian warrior. The robot, which is 1.45m tall [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Japanese Couple Married By Robot</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/05/16/japanese-couple-married-by-robot/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/05/16/japanese-couple-married-by-robot/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 14:44:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[C3-PO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ceremony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I-FAIRY]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kokoro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[married]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robotics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Satoko Inoue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tomohiro Shibata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wedding]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=4683</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple in Tokyo had their wedding ceremony carried out by a robot this morning, a world first. Tomohiro Shibata and Satoko Inoue both work in the Japanese robotics industry so they decided to make history by having the world&#8217;s first ever robot officiated wedding. The robot which carried out the ceremony is a Kokoro [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Predator Style Invisibilty Suits One Step Closer</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/03/20/predator-style-invisibilty-suits-one-step-closer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/03/20/predator-style-invisibilty-suits-one-step-closer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:28:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Xiang Zhang]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=4440</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scientists in Germany have improved on the developments made by a group of scientists in California in 2008 by making a three dimensional object invisible. A group of scientists headed by Xiang Zhang at the University of California, Berkeley developed a new material which could make objects appear invisible. The &#8220;metamaterial&#8221; that they developed was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Glow In The Dark Bog Roll</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/02/25/glow-in-the-dark-bog-roll/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/02/25/glow-in-the-dark-bog-roll/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:22:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=4298</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A British company have developed a toilet paper which is impregnated with phosphor so it glows when the lights are out. The luminous bog roll is the brainchild of Daniel Blackman, who works in product development for bizarre gift company Thumbs Up. Blackman came up with the idea of using phosphors in the manufacture of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wheelie Bin Urinal</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/05/wheelie-bin-urinal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/05/wheelie-bin-urinal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An enterprising young inventor has come up with an ingenious idea to help combat the antisocial behaviour of certain drunken misfits and beer users. Stephan Bischof has created a new type of wheelie bin which also incorporates a urinal, the bin has a funnel on the side for people to deposit their urine which then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nerds Can&#8217;t Find The G-Spot</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/01/04/nerds-cant-find-the-g-spot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 17:09:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[boffin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bunkum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[egg-head]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[erogenous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[G-spot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[genes]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=3999</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Boffins from King&#8217;s College London have owned up to the fact that they cannot locate the elusive G-spot, a supposed area of the vagina that many women believe contains an erogenous zone which when stimulated can lead to high levels of sexual arousal and powerful orgasms. Scientists have studied 1,800 women, the largest research group [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Australian Scientists Regrow Breasts For Cancer Victims</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/11/13/australian-scientists-regrow-breasts-for-cancer-victims/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breast cancer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breast tissue]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mastectomy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neopec]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reconstruction]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=3701</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scientists in Australia have made a breakthrough in breast reconstruction following a mastectomy. Using a revolutionary technique the scientists claim they can simply regrow the removed breasts. The procedure, known as Neopec involves building a &#8220;scaffold&#8221; from the patient&#8217;s own fat tissue. This frame work is then inserted under the skin of the woman&#8217;s chest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blood Energy Potion</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/14/blood-energy-potion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:38:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Blood Energy Potion]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[goth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goths]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[transfusion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twilight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Urban Collector]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vampire]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=3373</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Good news for all sad old Goths and wannabe vampires out there, Urban Collector are now supplying IV bags full of fruity flavoured fake blood, which has all the nutritious value of real blood. Blood Energy Potion claims to have the same colour, consistency and nutritional make up as blood, and also promises to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virtual Echo</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/10/02/virtual-echo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 07:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Jolly</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Pop Culture News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adobe Air]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[application]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Augmented Reality Echo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Desktop Echo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dollhouse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dollhouse card icon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Echo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Eliza Dushku]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hologram]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[monitor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Virtual Echo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[webcam]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=3309</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever wanted a pint-sized Eliza Dushku running around your computer monitor? Well now you can. Virtual Echo is an application released by Fox which uses Adobe Air to put Echo on your computer. You can interact with her, or just let the nine random persona&#8217;s appear and leave you a little message as you go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty Underwear Competition Announced</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/15/dirty-underwear-competition-announced/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/09/15/dirty-underwear-competition-announced/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 20:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dirty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dirty underwear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Easy Tiger Corp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Everyone Poops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[filthy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[knickers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Philip Watson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pre-stained]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pre-stained underwear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skid marked]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skid marks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[soiled]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[undercrackers]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[underwear]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[underwear competition]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[undies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[world's dirtiest underpants]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=3118</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Easy Tiger Corp produce pre-stained underwear which comes with skid marks permanently stained in them so you don&#8217;t have to dirty them yourself. The company was launched in June this year by Philip Watson who came up with the idea after finding a pair of skid marked ladies panties at his university launderette. After the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britains first face transplant given the OK</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/08/23/britains-first-face-transplant-given-the-ok/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/08/23/britains-first-face-transplant-given-the-ok/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Edgar Allan McAbe</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[UK News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burns victim]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Connie Culp]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Elephant Man]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[face]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[face transplant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Face Trust]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pascal Coler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peter Butler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic surgeon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Royal Free ethics committee]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Texas Chainsaw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Face Trust]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tongue]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=2832</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[British surgeons will perform their first full face transplant later this year, the People reports. The Royal Free ethics committee have given a team of specialists from London&#8217;s Royal Free Hospital the go ahead to perform the ground breaking surgery for the first time in the UK. This week Spain carried out their first full [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Personal Urns</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/31/personal-urns/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/31/personal-urns/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amazon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bust]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cremation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cremation Solutions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dead]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deceased]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disembodied]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[funeral]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[head]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Personal Urn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[remains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scalp]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[wig]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=2542</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What better way is there to remember a deceased loved one than having a disturbing disembodied likeness of them sat on your mantlepiece gawking at you? Well the good people at Cremation Solutions have come up with these breathtaking urns which not only resemble your dead friend or relative, they even contain their remains. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex Dolls For Dogs</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/30/sex-dolls-for-dogs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/07/30/sex-dolls-for-dogs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 18:43:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brazil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dog sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doggie Lover Doll]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doll]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ejaculation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hump]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masturbate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[PetSmiling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex doll]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex shops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vagina]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=2534</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A company in Brazil have started producing and selling sex dolls for dogs. The DoggieLoverDoll is being produced by PetSmiling. Here is their press release: You may know or have probably heard about these dolls for men that are very popular in Sex Shops around the world. There are inflatable ones, full-body, silicone, as well [...]]]></description>
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