Makers of the world’s strongest beer plan to produce even stronger brew
A Scottish brewery who famously produce the world’s strongest beer are about to produce a limited run of an even more powerful ale. Aberdeenshire based brewery, Brewmeister are the proud creators of Armageddon beer, a 65% ABV ale made using only four ingredients, no nasty chemical additives, and is naturally carbonated using fresh Scottish spring [...]
At the arse-end of last year Fart by Mail broke onto the scene with their ingenious greeting card design, just in time for Christmas. And here at The Morningstarr* we jumped at the chance of sending drinking buddies, workmates, brothers and dads stinky fart-filled Christmas cards, but even we might draw the line at farty [...]
Continue reading …An innovative greetings card company in America are offering a fabulous gift idea for that special someone in your life this Chrimbobs — a Fart By Mail. Fart By Mail’s proprietor, Dr. Stink works tirelessly collecting botty-burps and trouser-guffs and hermetically sealing them within crystal clear polyethylene envelopes. Within the flatulence-proof envelope is a stylish [...]
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Check out these fantastic reinforced toed socks. The socks are produced by the Swiss Barefoot Company and are made from tough Kevlar with a PVC strengthened sole. The socks, which look very comfortable, are designed to replace shoes and allow the wearer the same freedom as being barefoot but with enough protection for you to [...]
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Clever-clog boffins in the United States of America have discovered almost by chance that mice fed plenty of yoghurt have larger testicle knackers and their reproductive mucus is more potent. Rodent bothering scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology carried out tests on a group of 80 mice each half made up exactly of males [...]
Continue reading …Well now you can! Today Friskies® have launched their brand new iPad game, ‘You vs. Cat’ which as you might have guessed, pits you against your fine feline friend. “You vs. Cat” is the first tablet game designed for two players – one human and one cat – to bring big-time competition to playtime. Download [...]
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Or do you? Research study results released this month suggest that eating beans may not increase flatulence like people think. Donna Winham and Andrea Hutchins carried out a study entitled ‘Perceptions of flatulence from bean consumption among adults’, the results of which were published in the Nutritional Journal recently. When the data was collected only [...]
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Boffins at a laboratory in North Carolina, US, have built fully functioning anal bum sphincters using muscle and nerve cells. The lab-built bungholes were successfully transplanted onto mice, and eggheads believe the gristly rings will one day be used to cure anal and urinary incontinence. “This is the first bio-engineered sphincter made with both muscle [...]
Continue reading …A couple of egg-headed boffins in America have invented a revolutionary new product which lets you take a piss wherever you are. “When there’s nowhere to go, go where you are with Go Guy, the pocket urinal” That’s the tagline being used by U-R-IN Control, the brainchild of two inventors, Ron Wierks and Thom Perlmutter. [...]
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A Yorkshire vicar set a new world record today for the fastest motorcycle hearse carrying a coffin. Such a bizarre and unique record surely hadn’t been set previously, but Rev Ray Biddis from Bradford needed to get to at least 80mph to set the record, which he actually smashed by hitting 114mph. The 57-year-old holy [...]
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