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Would You Like A Jellybaby? The rumour mill has been running overtime ever since the penultimate episode of the latest season of Doctor Who when The Doctor began to regenerate and the death of one of his assistants was prophesied by a lunatic Dalek.

After that show speculation about the show spread like wildfire, but today’s rumour really takes the jellybaby!

A fan of the show who claims to have insider knowledge of the casting department involved in Doctor Who has claimed on the internet today that the legendary Tom Baker, who played The Doctor for seven years during it’s greatest period, will be returning to the show in the year 2010.

If this unlikely event takes place, please remember where you heard it first: Female First!

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B-52’s Singer Naked Photo

60 year old B52’s singer Kate Pierson has had naked pictures of herself leaked onto the internet by a spurned ex-lover allegedly seeking revenge.

Kate Pierson Nude

I have it on good authority that collar matches cuffs.

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Chris Eubank Gives Away His Sons

Eccentric boxing superstar Chris Eubank has given his two teenage sons up for adoption, it was sensationally revealed this week.

Eubank, who lost his £1.3 Million fortune and was declared bankrupt, met single mum Irene Hutton in a Paris hotel in 2006. He strolled up to the stranger and introduced himself as Christopher Livingstone Eubank, telling her he was an ambassador. They got chatting, and within a matter of months Eubank had convinced Ms Hutton to take in his two teenage sons, Chris Junior and Sebastian.

Eubank arrived at Irene Hutton’s home in Las Vegas with his two sons in September 2006, he asked her to take care of them for two weeks initially but later asked her to raise the boys in America permanently where they would have more opportunities.

Hutton agreed, and also agreed to Eubank’s insistence that the adoption remained a closely guarded secret. In November 2006 Ms Hutton was appointed legal guardian of the two boys and has raised them in Las Vegas ever since.

However, this week she spilled the beans to British newspaper The People, telling reporters that Eubank had visited his sons only once since she adopted them and claiming she wants the world to know what he’s done so he has to face up to his responsibilities.

Surely, handing your children over to adoption is basically handing over your responsibilities?

Eubank has been living out of a suitcase for the past two years moving from one friends house to the next, and believes the stability Ms Hutton had to offer was the best solution to his parenting problems.

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2,500 Strip For Nude Photoshoot

2,500 people have braved the cold and rain this morning in Dublin’s Docklands by stripping down to their birthday suits for a sensational photoshoot by acclaimed photographer Spencer Tunick.

Today’s dawn chorus of naked volunteers flashing their goose-pimpled flabby bits is the second massive naked photoshoot in Ireland this week. Tunick organised a similar gathering on Tuesday at Blarney Castle in Co Cork, as part of the Cork Midsummer Festival, 1,100 attended that shoot.

Spencer Tunick Dublin

The shoot today was at a brisk 05:00am, volunteer models had been camped out all night to secure their place in what is really quite ground breaking art. Only two locations were used for the shoot this morning as bad weather and poor light hampered opportunities.

The first shoot was at South Wall where the models, all aged over 18, were instructed to stand or lie in different poses by Tunick.

The second shoot took the models down by Poolbeg Power Station, where passing freight ferries sounded their horns at the sight of thousands of naked bodies. At this time the rain began to pour, and with spirits dampened the photoshoots were called to a halt.

Every volunteer will receive a limited edition photograph of the event.

You can sign up to take part in any future mass nude events that Tunick organises by clicking this link: Spencer Tunick Sign Up

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UFO Watching With Robbie Williams And Lily Allen

Pop star and chat show host Lily Allen is in LA recording her new album, the follow up to the hugely successful Alright, Still album of 2006.

Whilst she’s in town ex-Take That fat dancer Robbie Williams is making a move on her. Williams is known for trying to get jiggy with young, vulnerable pop starlets that have been catapulted into the limelight. He’s trying to woo Lily with the offer of a steak and chips dinner, and then hanging around on a multi-storey car park looking for alien visitors.

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Interpol Singer Dates Supermodel

Lead singer of rock band Interpol, Paul Banks, has been seen enjoying a holiday by the pool in Miami with topless supermodel Helena Christensen.

Christensen has a history of rock star boyfriends, she was the girlfriend of asphyxi-wank victim Michael Hutchence, and also dated “Puffy-Faced Twat” Billy Corgan.

Helena Christensen Topless

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Tracey Emin Investigated By Porn Squad

Controversial artist Tracey Emin is being investigated by Scotland Yard’s Obscene Publication Unit, after complaints were made about two pieces she is displaying as a curator of The Royal Academy of Arts.

The two controversial pieces that Emin is displaying as part of the academy’s summer exhibition are The Old Fashioned Way, by Mat Collishaw, which depicts a zebra having sex with a woman. And there is also a photomontage by Elke Krystu which features a naked woman menstruating in front of a group of toddlers.

If the Obscene Publication Unit decide the works are illegal they will have to be removed or Emin and the Academy would face prosecution.

The Old Fashioned Way by Mat Collishaw

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Qui-Gon Jinn Pisses Pants

Star Wars starr actor Liam Neeson was pictured this week coming out of a bar in Belfast city centre.

Looks like he’s been using Master Yoda’s Cantina Genius trick to good effect.

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Patrick Swayze ~ Still Not Dead

Cancer sufferer Patrick Swayze has given an interview with People.com reassuring fans that he is still alive and responding well to treatment.

Back in March this year some fools were quick to write Swayze off. Patrick Swayze Dead.

Swayze’s statement to People reads:

“Thought I’d give you guys a little update. Lisa and I have been back and forth from New Mexico enjoying the arrival of spring and new baby calves. This past weekend, we spent a fun time with friends in Reno for Lisa’s birthday, where I took her jewelry shopping at Kenny G & Company and (we) were able to find her something really special and much deserved! In the meantime, I am continuing treatment at Stanford and the great news is I continue to respond well.”

Swayze also attended a Lakers game. Lakers won 101-71. Well done Lakers.

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Sharon Stone Says The Chinese Deserve To Die

Sharon Stone, a huge admirer and friend of the Dalai Lama and obviously a humanitarian has shocked reporters at Cannes with her comments concerning the earthquakes in China and karma.

“I’ve been concerned about, oh, who should we deal with the Olympics because they’re not being nice to the Dalai Lama, who’s a good friend of mine. And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened and I thought, ‘Is that Karma, when you’re not nice and the bad things happen to you?’”

“I’m just trying to be a better person. My name is Sharon”

UPDATE : A leading Chinese cinema chain has now refused to show any of Stone’s films in future.

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