The Morningstarr* Top 42 Fitties 2013 — voting is open
It’s that time of year again when we ask our discerning readers who they think is the fittest bit of fluff in the public eye today. We then compile a list of the top 42 fitties which are named in our poll, hopefully gauging an accurate response and creating a comprehensive list of the most [...]
The results are in, all votes have been counted and the list of the top 42 hottest women on the planet has now been compiled. This year we received just over 20,000 votes for a meagre selection of just under 100 women, and these votes were more widely dispersed than last year with many hotties [...]
Continue reading …Voting is now open for the annual Morningstarr* readers poll to find the hottest hottie on the planet! Last year the poll was hilariously hijacked by members of a popular skinflints forum and grotesque crone Gail Platt (Helen Worth) was voted into the top slot with an incredible 20% of all the votes cast. Hopefully [...]
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Hello and welcome to the first ever Morningstarr* Top 42 Fitties readers poll. Why 42 I hear you ask? Well because a simple top 10 would have been a bit pathetic, and everyone else does 100 so we wanted to be a bit different. 42 is a much more interesting number. Well we asked our [...]
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Kicking off the Morningstarr* bevy of beauties is the delicious Myleene Klass, straight in at #42. The 33-year-old hottie sprang to fame in 2001 in the dreadful talent show band Hear’Say, but despite the band being a total failure the lovely Myleene managed to save her career by showing off her capital knockers whilst soaping [...]
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Redhead saucepot and total ginger hottie Karen Gillan debuts at #41. The 23-year-old Scottish actress started her career modelling, before breaking into TV on The Kevin Bishop Show where she even did impersonations of celebrities such as Angelina Jolie and Katy Perry, there’ll more of them later. These days the sexy carrot-top is obviously best [...]
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Ooh-aah um-pa-pa ooh-ah la-la-la! Strangely the bizarre creature known as Lady Gaga made it into the top 42, despite rumours that she in fact owns a pair of testicles and a tallywhacker! Gaga (real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) is a 25-year-old singer/songwriter and ‘performance artist’ from New York, and despite the cruel rumours about [...]
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There’s been a tie for 38th position, with both fitties getting exactly 50 votes each. First up it’s Sienna Miller, probably best known for her on-off relationship with Jude Law. The 29-year-old English actress has had a score of famous boyfriends, from scruffy muppet Rhys Ifans, to the grandsonson of an oil tycoon, Balthazar Getty. [...]
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So the fittie in joint 38th position is the gorgeous Scarlett Johansson. The 26-year-old actress has appeared in such hits as Eight Legged Freaks, Home Alone 3 and The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie. She will however be most fondly remembered for, her terrific rack. Prev: #38 Next: #37
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At #37 with still only 52 votes it’s English Rose Kate Beckinsale. Kate, daughter of dead Porridge star Richard Beckinsale, has had a tough career. She made her first big break in the abysmal Pearl Harbor and made the huge mistake of agreeing to appear in Van Helsing, possibly the worst movie ever made, despite [...]
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