The Morningstarr* Top 42 Fitties
Hello and welcome to the first ever Morningstarr* Top 42 Fitties readers poll. Why 42 I hear you ask? Well because a simple top 10 would have been a bit pathetic, and everyone else does 100 so we wanted to be a bit different. 42 is a much more interesting number. Well we asked our [...]
Kicking off the Morningstarr* bevy of beauties is the delicious Myleene Klass, straight in at #42. The 33-year-old hottie sprang to fame in 2001 in the dreadful talent show band Hear’Say, but despite the band being a total failure the lovely Myleene managed to save her career by showing off her capital knockers whilst soaping [...]
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Redhead saucepot and total ginger hottie Karen Gillan debuts at #41. The 23-year-old Scottish actress started her career modelling, before breaking into TV on The Kevin Bishop Show where she even did impersonations of celebrities such as Angelina Jolie and Katy Perry, there’ll more of them later. These days the sexy carrot-top is obviously best [...]
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Ooh-aah um-pa-pa ooh-ah la-la-la! Strangely the bizarre creature known as Lady Gaga made it into the top 42, despite rumours that she in fact owns a pair of testicles and a tallywhacker! Gaga (real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) is a 25-year-old singer/songwriter and ‘performance artist’ from New York, and despite the cruel rumours about [...]
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There’s been a tie for 38th position, with both fitties getting exactly 50 votes each. First up it’s Sienna Miller, probably best known for her on-off relationship with Jude Law. The 29-year-old English actress has had a score of famous boyfriends, from scruffy muppet Rhys Ifans, to the grandsonson of an oil tycoon, Balthazar Getty. [...]
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So the fittie in joint 38th position is the gorgeous Scarlett Johansson. The 26-year-old actress has appeared in such hits as Eight Legged Freaks, Home Alone 3 and The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie. She will however be most fondly remembered for, her terrific rack. Prev: #38 Next: #37
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At #37 with still only 52 votes it’s English Rose Kate Beckinsale. Kate, daughter of dead Porridge star Richard Beckinsale, has had a tough career. She made her first big break in the abysmal Pearl Harbor and made the huge mistake of agreeing to appear in Van Helsing, possibly the worst movie ever made, despite [...]
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Ho-ho! Never mind your bloody Hollywood starlets or sexy pop stars, your average Morningstarr* reader can be quite partial to the odd daytime TV MILF, and Lorraine is one of the best. 51-year-old Glaswegian Lorraine started her career presenting breakfast television show TV-am in 1984, and the early riser has stayed with the breakfast shows [...]
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Marylin Manson’s ex-wife rolls in at #35, the ‘Queen of Burlesque’ is a well known fetish and glamour model who emulates the style of 50s pin-up Bettie Page. The little tease. Prev: #36 Next: #34
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Surprise entry at #34 with former Big Breakfast presenter Denise Van Outen. The 36-year-old Essex lass was of course a regular cover girl for lad’s mags throughout the 90s, and she was snapped recently showing off her post-baby bikini body on a Dubai beach, proving to everyone that she hasn’t lost it. She also made [...]
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