Try this quiz to see if you can identify which of these famous celebrities are still alive and which are entertaining the underworld.
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Anyone remember Izal? The tracing paperesque bog roll which smeared rather than cleared excrement from the bunghole and felt like a demon kissing your anus? This masochistic personal hygiene tool is remarkably still in use to this very day! People actually use it by choice, rather than have it forced on them by a Victorian, [...]
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Think you know about music from the 80s? See how well you do in our extremely tricksy 80s pop quiz.
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Take our fun quiz to find out which of the ten Doctors matches your personality. You are confronted by an evil Dalek, what do you do? Me and my gang of assistants grab it's eye stalk Use my Venusian kung-fu Panic, then remember I'm from Salford and twat it Make a sly dig about it's [...]
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Festival season is just kicking off, so if you’re going to a festival this summer, The Morningstarr* recommends these quality items. Because Stuff told us to. 1. Powertraveller Powermonkey Explorer. Most festivals have mobile phone charging points set up by the phone companies these days. Even Glastonbury has them, the corporate whores. But the queues [...]
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Well kind of…. The first attempt was pure undiluted, non-tampered basic Warninks Advocaat™. The drink was poured straight onto a frying pan containing heated walnut oil. The eggnog began immediately to bubble and separate. This bubbling got worse as it cooked. The end result was really a bit of a bright yellow mush. The mush [...]
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