Sheyla Hershey’s record breaking boobies are back, after the Brazilian model was forced to have them chopped off last year. Sheyla shot to fame after Guinness World of Records listed her 38KKK whamdanglers in their Brazilian edition as being the largest set of augmented breasts. But misfortune struck during the summer last year, when Sheyla [...]
Continue reading …A Zimbabwe man passed out the moment he opened his hotel room door to discover the prostitute he was expecting was his own 20-year-old daughter. Titus Ncube from Nkulumane, Zimbabwe, was hoping for a bit of rumpy-pumpy with a lady of the night, but instead found himself looking into the eyes of his own daughter. [...]
Continue reading …Top penis news today comes from Taiwan where a fellow lifts tremendous weights with his tallywhacker to exercise his knees. Yang You-sin, a manual labourer from Taiwan has been troubled with dodgy knees for a decade. Yang has worked hard since childhood, but the effect on his knees was a painful swelling, and doctors had [...]
Continue reading …The iconic Tasmanian devil is having a tough old time of it at the moment. The poor devils are blighted by devil facial tumour disease (DFTD), attempts to control the spread of the disease are failing and the little Aussie marsupials are facing extinction if no one helps. That’s where Devil Ark and the Australian [...]
Continue reading …Bad news for sheep-shaggers and donkey bummers, sex with animals increases the chances of developing penile cancer. A study in Brazil surveyed 492 men, 118 of which had penis cancer. The study found that 35% of all the men they questioned had indulged in bestiality. According to the reports in the October issue of Journal [...]
Continue reading …Dozens of male punters in Phuket are reportedly passing out after kissing Go-Go girls’ boobs. The sex tourists later wake to find their wallets missing. One of the girls allegedly involved in the scam has told a Hong Kong journalist that a gang of ten girls are involved in the hustle, and they specifically target [...]
Continue reading …An amorous dentist in China has been arrested after popping his skin-flute into an unsuspecting patients mouth-hole. The unnamed 28-year-old dentist works at the Qinpu Zhongshan Hospital in the Qingpu District of Shanghai. According to the complainant she was attending the hospital last Friday for oral surgery when the dentist asked her to close her [...]
Continue reading …Staff at a nursing home in Michigan, USA, are being investigated after maggots were discovered in an old dear’s fanny. The old woman had been complaining of an “itching and burning” around her catheter, the itchy woman refused to take showers complaining of a pain in her hip. Care workers simply made a half-arsed attempt [...]
Continue reading …A grotesquely disfigured Indian man is on the lookout for love after he gets his unsightly facial tumours removed. 26-year-old farmer’s boy Lalit Ram from Lorika, in east India, is taunted daily by his neighbours and was told he would never find a wife because he is simply too damn ugly. But lucky Lalit has [...]
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