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		<title>Experts examine conjoined twins</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/02/04/experts-examine-conjoined-twins/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 18:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Specialist experts in South Africa are trying to determine how a pair of conjoined twins can be safely separated. The two boys were born on Wednesday in the usual manner, but the babies were transferred to the Steve Biko Academic Hospital in Pretoria yesterday. The two infants are joined at the pelvis and genital area, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Father force-feeds ten-year-old daughter poo-poo</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/02/04/father-force-feeds-ten-year-old-daughter-poo-poo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 16:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9463</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An angry father publicly humiliated his young daughter by force-feeding her faeces in a busy market. Police were called to the market in Hangzhou, eastern Zhejiang Province in China when slack-jawed gawkers were too afraid to intervene, for fear of being mucked up with dung themselves. The unnamed furious father flew into a rage when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cat born with two faces</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/02/02/cat-born-with-two-faces/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lucky couple in Florida have become the proud owners of a two-faced kitten. The little pussy cat was one of a litter of kittens that Nash Hand and his wife Amanda Forsythe&#8217;s pet cat forced from its womb. The couple have decided to keep the double-visaged critter, and have named the little tyke Harvey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher spoon-feeds pupils his semen</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/02/02/teacher-spoon-feeds-pupils-his-semen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:43:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9451</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An elementary school teacher appeared in court today to face charges of spoon-feeding children as young a six his own reproductive mucus. 61-year-old Mark Berndt taught at Miramonte Elementary school in Los Angeles, until a film processor informed police that he had processed hundreds of suspicious photographs for Berndt and several children. After a year-long [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pair arrested with toddler&#8217;s head in a bag</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/29/pair-arrested-with-toddlers-head-in-a-bag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 15:37:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two men have been arrested after they were found to be carrying the decapitated brainball of a four-month-old child. Muhammed Yusuf and Tanko Haruna were picked up by Niger State Police Command this week at Erena, in Shiroro Local Government Area of Niger State, during a random stop-and-search procedure. The police were said to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby bites head off snake</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/27/baby-bites-head-off-snake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 12-month-old baby who discovered a snake slithering around his home caught the scaly critter and bit its head off. Baby Imad Gadir who lives with his parents in Shfaram, northern Israel, was left alone for just moments whilst his mother went to fetch him some milk, but when she returned she found her little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicious pimp rapes his whores using his metal-studded penis</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/19/vicious-pimp-rapes-his-whores-using-his-metal-studded-penis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9396</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[German press is reporting the ongoing court case of a brutal pimp who tortured young girls into prostitution, sometimes by raping them with his metal-studded pierced penis gland. Nasty Sandor Pochev is accused of trafficking young girls into Germany from his native Hungary where he &#8220;buys&#8221; girls for as little as £2,000, then along with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Woman spends three years sitting on the toilet</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/19/woman-spends-three-years-sitting-on-the-toilet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 21:53:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9392</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman in Singapore has spent almost three years sat on her toilet, not because of constipation, but because she&#8217;s mental. The 58-year-old woman stayed perched on the throne for an incredible 932 days. She first sat down on the bog in May 2009 and since then she&#8217;s refused to move. The woman&#8217;s husband, 64-year-old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pervert arrested for pleasuring himself with a puppy</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/10/pervert-arrested-for-pleasuring-himself-with-a-puppy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Perverted oddball Thurman McGriff has been arrested by cops for allegedly exposing his genitals and sexually assaulting a dog. 54-year-old McGriff from Phoenix, Arizona is alleged to have exposed his private parts to an adult and a nine-year-old boy on Saturday. McGriff then allegedly &#8220;pleasured himself&#8221; using a puppy, and threatened to molest the nine-year-old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A new hope for the Vietnamese Bubble Lady</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/07/a-new-hope-for-the-vietnamese-bubble-lady/</link>
		<comments>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/07/a-new-hope-for-the-vietnamese-bubble-lady/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 16:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Heroic plastic surgeon Dr. McKay McKinnon is continuing his good work in Vietnam by helping more terribly disfigured patients. Already this week the renowned surgeon from Chicago has removed an enormous 90kg tumour from a man&#8217;s leg at a hospital in Ho Chi Minh City. 32-year-old Nguyen Duy Hai&#8216;s tumour weighed more than he did [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Record-breaking tumour removed</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/05/record-breaking-tumour-removed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9340</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Vietnamese gentleman with a record-breaking 90kg tumour growing on his leg has had the huge fleshy blob successfully removed. 32-year-old Nguyen Duy Hai has been blighted nearly his entire life with an enormous tumour growing from his right leg. When he was 17-years-old doctors actually amputated Mr Hai&#8217;s right leg at the knee, hoping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tramp decapitated for ruining BBQ</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2012/01/03/tramp-decapitated-for-ruining-bbq/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One tramp has been arrested another decapitated following a drunken row over a spoiled barbecue. Police in Sarasota County, Florida attended a murder scene in the early hours of Tuesday morning following a tip-off from one of a group of tramps. The three bums, Donald Mann, 48-year-old Ricky Leer and an unnamed 53-year-old male were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toddler mauled to death by rats</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/31/toddler-mauled-to-death-by-rats/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:50:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A four-month-old baby boy was mauled to death by rats yesterday as his parents lay asleep. The child, named as Ganesh, was lying with his parents in their slum hut in Ulhasnagar, west India on Thursday night when a pack of ravenous rodents gnawed his right arm to the bone. Ganesh&#8217;s parents, father Machhindra Ganpat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hospital patient dies after rats gnaw his penis off</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/25/hospital-patient-dies-after-rats-gnaw-his-penis-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 20:25:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9287</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A 53-year-old pneumonia patient has allegedly bled to death in his hospital bed after rodents gnawed off his penis organ. Arun Sandhukh was being treated at the SSKM Hospital in Kolkata, India where family members who came to visit him on Friday found him dying in a pool of blood. &#8220;No nurse was found at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brazilian two-headed baby</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/25/brazilian-two-headed-baby/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 17:40:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9279</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A couple in Brazil have become the proud parents of a two-headed baby boy this week. Doctors at the Santa Casa de Misericodia Hospital in the city of Belem, Brazil, have confirmed that a two-headed baby was born there on Monday, by Caesarean section. The twin brothers, named Jesus and Emanuel, have two heads and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The world&#8217;s shortest woman comes of age</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/18/the-worlds-shortest-woman-comes-of-age/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 21:49:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/?p=9273</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This week Guinness World of Records proudly crowned Indian short-arse Jyoti Amge the world&#8217;s shortest woman. Little Jyoti just turned 18-years-old this week, and officials from Guinness travelled to the city of Nagpur in India to measure the teenager&#8217;s height and confirm her status as the world&#8217;s shortest woman. Jyoti&#8217;s official recorded height was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Penis-biting prostitute ordered to service the community</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/16/penis-biting-prostitute-ordered-to-service-the-community/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Dec 2011 20:12:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Zimbabwean prostitute who bit the end off one of her clients&#8217; penises this week has been ordered to service her community. 34-year-old hooker Wadzanai Marimo bit the helmet off Brian Shumba&#8217;s reproductive organ on Monday night when he refused to pay her for the sex he had received. Marimo appeared in court today and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two-faced pig</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/14/two-faced-pig/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:49:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just born in China, home to many of the best freaks on the planet, a two-faced pig! The cute little critter seems to have the condition known as Diprosopus, a craniofacial duplication caused by a protein amusingly called sonic hedgehog homolog. Not so much a two-header as just a two-facer, the condition causes a second [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prostitute bites client&#8217;s penis off</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/14/prostitute-bites-clients-penis-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 18:43:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An angry prostitute in Zimbabwe has bitten off the penis of a tight-fisted punter. 32-year-old Brian Shumba reportedly fainted when the helmet of his tallywhacker was bitten clean off by the disgruntled whore. Shumba had hooked up with 34-year-old prostitute Wadzanai Marimo at a nightclub in Gweru, Zimbabwe on Monday evening. The pair had spent [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The sad tale of the Vietnamese Bubble Lady</title>
		<link>http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2011/12/03/the-sad-tale-of-the-vietnamese-bubble-lady/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Dec 2011 19:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Earl Morningstarr</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[35-year-old Thach Thi Sa Ly lives in a rural area of Vietnam on the Mekong Delta, where she is known as the &#8216;Bubble Lady&#8217; because of her bizarre medical condition. Ly first started developing her bubbles when she was just a year old, as she grew so to did the number of bubbles and their [...]]]></description>
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