A Chinese water park enlisted 10,000 bikini babes to announce that summer has officially arrived and the water park was open. The army of bikini-clad beauties gathered at the Chimelong Resort in Guangzhou yesterday and congregated to spell out a huge serpentine “2013″ to welcome in the summer and encourage people into their swimming costumes. [...]
The good folk at the Venice Beach Freakshow in California have been showing off their latest addition — a two-headed corn snake! Freakshow proprietor, Todd Ray is the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of two-headed animals, both dead and alive. This double-headed corn snake joins a large family of freaks, which includes two [...]
Continue reading …Residents in west Lancashire are on the lookout for the Winmarleigh Wallaby. Lancashire police have received reports of a mystery marsupial hopping around the village of Winmarleigh, just north of Preston. Initial reports of a feral kangaroo were scoffed at by local coppers, but they ate their words when photographic evidence of the animal was [...]
Continue reading …The world’s number one competitive eater took a heavy blow this weekend when he was beaten at one of his most successful events. Top gurgitator Joey Chestnut has triumphed at the World Deep-Fried Asparagus Eating Championships seven times since he first competed in 2005. The eating champ also holds the world record for largest amount [...]
Continue reading …Surgeons in Mumbai have carried out an emergency operation on a 28-year-old woman who had failed to crimp-off any excrement in over six weeks. The record breaking bout of constipation is thought to be the longest duration without eliminating faeces in medical history, and resulted in a huge bolus of rock-hard poo the size of [...]
Continue reading …A lucky farmer in China has received a two-headed piglet in his sow’s litter. The double-craniumed porker has two shouts and three eyes and is most likely the result of an embryo not splitting fully and creating conjoined twins. A vet attended to the two-headed piglet and warned that the little critter would need specialist [...]
Continue reading …It’s that time of year again when we ask our discerning readers who they think is the fittest bit of fluff in the public eye today. We then compile a list of the top 42 fitties which are named in our poll, hopefully gauging an accurate response and creating a comprehensive list of the most [...]
Continue reading …A poor family in a rural region of India are unable to pay for treatment for their seriously deformed baby. 18-month-old Roona Begum, from Agartala, in north eastern India is suffering from hydrocephalus, or water on the brain. The condition is usually easily treated in a modern hospital, but sadly for little Roona medical facilities [...]
Continue reading …A Chinaman has undergone emergency surgery after inserting a live carnivorous eel up his bunghole dirt-pipe. The anonymous 39-year-old chap from Guangdong province apparently decided to copy some filthy animal porn he’d witnessed, but his lack of knowledge and experience in the field of ichthyology led to making that age old schoolboy error of jamming [...]
Continue reading …An alleged sex-pest pervert has been arrested and charged with masturbating from a moving vehicle. Three female witnesses have testified against a former Tennessee city official who is accused of committing lewd sexual acts during a high speed car chase. According to the witnesses former vice-mayor William Blakely drove alongside the three female motorists and [...]
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