A fellow in Malawi has deliberately and voluntarily allowed a hyena to bite of his testicles and penis in a bid to become rich.
Chamangeni Zulu of Njenjewa Village in Chief Mulonyeni’s area in Malawi was taken to hospital on Monday with missing reproductive organs, and three missing toes. Mr. Zulu had purposefully offered himself to a hungry hyena on the instructions of a witch doctor.
“I met some business persons [witch doctors] who told me that the best way to become rich was to sacrifice parts of my body.” Zulu said from his hospital bed.
“On 24th March, 2014 around 04:00 hours, I went to a bush where I was instructed to be naked and a hyena came to me and started eating my toes and eventually my manhood was eaten.”
Zulu explained that the witch doctor didn’t tell him exactly which parts of his body the hyena would choose to eat, but he’s says he’s not really arsed anyway, as long as he now becomes very rich.
“Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich.”
Mr Zulu’s physical condition is described as ‘stable’, his mental condition might not be quite as stable.
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