Danielle Lloyd is worried her tits are going to explode

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Danielle Lloyd topless

Danielle Lloyd, or O’Hara, or whatever, is said to be terrified that her breasts might burst on live television.

The former Miss England and alleged racist will be competing in tonight’s reality TV shitefest — Splash! For those of you with better sense than to watch this kind of crap, it’s a celebrity contest where hasbeens and never weres are coached by recently homosexual teenage Olympian Tom Daley in the art of diving.

The delightful Danielle has already suffered one mammary misadventure in 2012 when her fake knockers burst and ruined her marvellous DD whamdanglers. Despite vowing never to bother having her breasts enlarged again the naturally modestly-chested 30-year-old is back up to a 32D bust, and she is concerned that if she bellyflops a dive her chudleighs will rupture like two overripe melons right there in the swimming pool.

“When I’ve bellyflopped and hit my chest, I have been worried about my implants.” The fittie confessed.

Here are Danielle’s jugs, for prosperity in case they are smashed out of shape on tonight’s show.

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  • Stu11

    At least she’s got a clean arse. I saw in your other article she uses the bum gun. Top lass in my book.