The resurrection incident took place on Tuesday at a grubby hotel/knocking-shop in Bulawayo, Zimbabwe. The ‘deceased’ woman was thought to have popped her clogs whilst making whoopee with a customer. Police were called and the prostitute’s corpse was being placed in a container when she suddenly sprang up from her coffin and accused the police coppers of trying to kill her.
Rubber-neckers gathered around the whore’s casket to catch a glimpse of a naked dead hooker got the fright of their lives and fled the hotel in panic. The police managed to calm the tart down, luckily she didn’t turn out to be a brain-eating cannibalistic zombie after all.
“It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen” a witness told local Zimbabwean press.
The trollop was eventually identified as MaNdlo, a new sex worker in town. She was escorted home by one of the other harlots, but patrons at the hotel said they hoped she’d be back next week.
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