Dog penises found during meat raid

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Environmental health officials in Taiwan have seized 435 dog’s dicks from an abattoir refrigerator.

Investigators from the Animal Disease Control Center discovered hundreds of canine tallywhackers along with other internal organs at the illegal slaughterhouse in western Yunlin county. Twelve freshly slaughtered dogs were also found, and thankfully at least two live dogs were rescued from the evil butcher. The discovery of a number of collars suggests that at least some of the hounds had been someone’s pets.

According to local media the harvested dog’s knobs were intended for the production of a herbal wine which is believed by some superstitious numpties to improve male potency and virility. The rest of the meat would then be sold on for food. The slaughterman running the operation is looking at a large fine and a year in gaol.

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