There's a bit of a hoo-ha going on at the moment with the recent release of fairy tale movie Snow White & the Huntsman, it seems they didn't cast any dwarves to play the seven dwarves. Despite a great selection of short-arsed actors in the world today the producers decided to shun the pint-sized performers in favour of miniaturising regular sized actors such as Ray Winstone, Nick Frost and Lovejoy.
This travesty has been compared with blacking-up the faces of white actors to play black characters, a practice which is very much frowned upon. If actors can simply be shrunk using clever special effects what future is there for the many dwarf actors in the business today?
This year also sees the highly anticipated release of Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings prequel, The Hobbit which include six-foot tall comedian Billy Connolly playing a dwarf warrior. This miniaturising has been going on for quite some time, gauge what effect it is having by taking part in our little quiz and seeing how many of these famous dwarf actors you can name — the lower your score is the more it proves that dwarf actors are suffering due to current practices.
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Question 1
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David Rappaport
B
Danny Woodburn
C
Tony Cox
D
Hervé Villechaize
Question 1 Explanation:
Rappaport should be instantly recognisable as head Time Bandit, he also appeared in dozens of British TV shows during the 1980s. Most notably as the mischievous demon Ftumch in an episode of The Young Ones.
Rappaport killed himself in 1990.
Question 2
A
Meredith Eaton
B
Bridget Powers
C
Kiruna Stamell
D
Zelda Rubenstein
Question 2 Explanation:
Creepy Zelda played the scary medium Tangina Barrons in the 1982 movie Poltergeist. She sadly passed away in 2010
Question 3
A
Hervé Villechaize
B
Michael J. Anderson
C
Mike Edmonds
D
Richard Howland
Question 3 Explanation:
Canadian actor Howland is best known for playing the barman Trick in Syfy's supernatural drama Lost Girl.
Question 4
A
Hervé Villechaize
B
Jack Purvis
C
Tony Cox
D
Mike Edmonds
Question 4 Explanation:
The legendary Hervé is possibly best remembered for the immortal line "De plane! De plane!" from his part playing Tattoo in Fantasy Island, but he also played the nasty little Nick Nack in The Man with the Golden Gun
Hervé killed himself in 1993.
Question 5
A
Jason Tompkins
B
Danny Woodburn
C
David Rappaport
D
Warwick Davis
Question 5 Explanation:
Tompkins is still a fresh face, his biggest role has been playing Robert in the excellent BBC dark comedy Psychoville.
Question 6
A
Warwick Davis
B
David Rappaport
C
Richard Howland
D
Mike Edmonds
Question 6 Explanation:
Warwick Davis is currently one of the most popular dwarf actors in the business. The star of Willow began his career as an Ewok and has appeared in the Harry Potter films.
Warwick recently lampooned himself in the Ricky Gervais penned comedy Life's Too Short and will also be appearing in another Gervais project, An Idiot Abroad.
Question 7
A
David Rappaport
B
Danny Woodburn
C
Mike Edmonds
D
Jack Purvis
Question 7 Explanation:
Mike Edmonds is a legendary dwarf actor, he played 'Little Ron' in the BBC TV show Maid Marian and Her Merry Men, he's been a Time Bandit, an Ewok and was also inside Jabba the Hutt controling his tail!
But even more impressive than that, he was the dancing dwarf in the video for Men Without Hats' Safety Dance
Question 8
A
Richard Howland
B
Tony Cox
C
David Rappaport
D
Jason Tompkins
Question 8 Explanation:
Cox is best known for his appearance in Me, Myself and Irene, but he previously worked alongside Warwick Davis in Willow and also played an Ewok in Return of the Jedi.
Question 9
A
Danny Woodburn
B
Richard Howland
C
Hervé Villechaize
D
Kenny Baker
Question 9 Explanation:
Woodburn is a successful American actor, best known for his part in the hit TV show Seinfeld.
Question 10
A
Mike Edmonds
B
Warwick Davis
C
Michael J. Anderson
D
Verne Troyer
Question 10 Explanation:
2' 8" Verne shot to fame playing Dr Evil's miniature clone in the Austin Powers movies. He has a starring role in the new Keith Lemon movie, and in 2008 he was involved in a sex tape scandal.
Question 11
A
Danny Woodburn
B
Tony Cox
C
Jack Purvis
D
Hervé Villechaize
Question 11 Explanation:
Another Time Bandit here, Jack did some great work with director Terry Gilliam, as well as Time Bandits he was also in Brazil and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.
Jack sadly died in 1997.
Question 12
A
Peter Dinklage
B
Danny Woodburn
C
David Rappaport
D
Mike Edmonds
Question 12 Explanation:
Golden Globe and Emmy Award winning actor Peter Dinklage should be a familiar face to many of you, he stars in the incredible Game of Thrones as Tyrion 'the imp' Lannister.
Question 13
A
Kiruna Stamell
B
Meredith Eaton
C
Bridget Powers
D
Zelda Rubenstein
Question 13 Explanation:
Kiruna is an Australian film, television and stage actress. Her first movie role was in Baz Luhrmann's Moulin Rouge!
In 2009 she starred in Channel 4's Cast Offs, and most recently acted alongside Warwick Davis in Life's Too Short.
Question 14
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Bridget Powers
B
Meredith Eaton
C
Zelda Rubenstein
D
Kiruna Stamell
Question 14 Explanation:
Bit of a specialist one here, Powers is better known by her performing name 'Bridget the Midget' star of many bongo porn films.
Bridget quit the adult film industry after making dozens of films and now appears in mainstream acting roles.
Question 15
A
Mike Edmonds
B
Verne Troyer
C
Michael J. Anderson
D
Tony Cox
Question 15 Explanation:
3' 7" Michael J. Anderson appeared in bizarre David Lynch TV show Twin Peaks, and also played a leprechaun in Charmed.
Question 16
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Bridget Powers
B
Zelda Rubenstein
C
Kiruna Stamell
D
Meredith Eaton
Question 16 Explanation:
Meredith Eaton is a 4' tall American actress best known for her appearances on Family Law and Boston Legal.
Question 17
A
David Rappaport
B
Mike Edmonds
C
Jason Tompkins
D
Kenny Baker
Question 17 Explanation:
3' 8" Kenny Baker is practically dwarf royalty, much more easily recognisable in the costume which made him famous, R2-D2.
Kenny also starred as Fidget in Time Bandits.
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Your lack of knowledge on dwarf actors is indicative of lanky actors stealing their jobs.
You failed to recognise over half of these miniature performers, thanks to the likes of 6' 1" John Rhys-Davies pretending to be a shorty.
Well done, you managed to name over half of these pip-squeaks!
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