Mr Methane personalised greeting service

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The world’s one and only performing flatulist has announced a personal greeting service through his website.

Now, for a reasonable fee Mr Methane AKA Macclesfield’s Paul Oldfield will record a personalised message complete with a musical interlude trumpeted from his talented anal-sphincter. As everyone knows Mr Methane is the world’s number one professional farter, capable of trumping some of the world’s most popular tunes and even releasing an album of bum-blown hits including anally reproduced versions of the 1812 Overture and The Blue Danube. Plus the Christmas album, with a rather funky version of Wizzard’s I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday.

After being hounded by requests Mr Methane has launched a new service from his website which he hopes will keep his many fans happy, a personalised greeting service for all occasions.

“I’ve had a lot of requests for personalised fart video greetings just lately so I have decided to offer this new service!” the man said himself.

“Basically all you have to do is fill out the form below with details of the special oral greeting that you’d like me to convey which will obviously be followed by a personalised and very special greeting from my rear end.”

Prices start at just £50 and the videos can be downloaded, posted out to you on CD, or even hosted for you on YouTube. What a marvellous and unique gift, one I’m sure everyone would be pleased to receive. Check it out here: Personal Farts Video Greeting from Mr Methane

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  • Lou Rowles

    Once again Mr. Methane comes up trumps!