New record for bikini babe parades

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One of our favourite world records has been beaten today by a gaggle of bikini-clad lovelies in Florida.

450 hotties gathered at tourist hotspot Panama City Beach yesterday to set a brand new record for the world’s largest bikini parade. Hundreds of spring break honeys from all over the United States flocked to Florida to carry out their patriotic duty by stealing the record from the Australians.

“This is the most exciting day of my life, tears were coming out of my eyes, I’m so proud of the United States” one sexy lady blubbed.

Town officials were a little apprehensive to begin with, the idea of 450 scantily clad college girls parading themselves along the beach was seen by some as a tinderbox ready to ignite an orgy of raucous behaviour.

“We’ll have a lot of college kids and there’s a lot of hormones flowing out there.” Panama City Beach city council member Ken Nelson said.

“It’s very volatile and it doesn’t take a whole lot for things to go sour.”

Fortunately the event didn’t turn into a scene from Caligula and the record could be officially verified by a Guinness World of Records adjudicator.

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