Katy Perry back on the market

Large-knockered pop singer Katy Perry has reportedly split from her lanky hairy husband Russell Brand.

Initial reports suggested the unlikely scenario that it was Brand calling off the marriage, but celebrity website TMZ assures us that Brand was badgered into filing for divorce so the lovely Katy didn’t have to, as it would upset her evangelical parents. The couple married only 14 months ago at a lavish ceremony in India.

Since the announcement Brand has been seen skulking out of his London home without his wedding ring and looking fed-up and razzed off. Perry on the other hand has been flaunting her massive baps on a Hawaii beach.

The only question now is whether Katy is condemned to solitude, considered soiled goods after her partnership with the grubby Brand. What do you think? Would you still have her? tell us below, or on our smashing forum: Katy Perry back on the market

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