The Zimbabwean prostitute who bit the end off one of her clients’ penises this week has been ordered to service her community.
34-year-old hooker Wadzanai Marimo bit the helmet off Brian Shumba’s reproductive organ on Monday night when he refused to pay her for the sex he had received. Marimo appeared in court today and pleaded guilty to the charge, the magistrate gave her an 18-month suspended sentence and 420 hours of community service. The prostitute will be carrying out her duties at Mtapa Police Station.
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