Bad news for sheep-shaggers and donkey bummers, sex with animals increases the chances of developing penile cancer. A study in Brazil surveyed 492 men, 118 of which had penis cancer. The study found that 35% of all the men they questioned had indulged in bestiality. According to the reports in the October issue of Journal [...]
Continue reading …This year’s hottest Christmas toy, on the top of every kid’s letter to Santa, is an amazing dog poo game featuring a farting plastic dachshund that craps plasticine turds! The Doggie Doo Game from Goliath Toys was invented 15 years ago, and incredibly no toy company took the inventors up on their offer to manufacture [...]
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Dozens of male punters in Phuket are reportedly passing out after kissing Go-Go girls’ boobs. The sex tourists later wake to find their wallets missing. One of the girls allegedly involved in the scam has told a Hong Kong journalist that a gang of ten girls are involved in the hustle, and they specifically target [...]
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An amorous dentist in China has been arrested after popping his skin-flute into an unsuspecting patients mouth-hole. The unnamed 28-year-old dentist works at the Qinpu Zhongshan Hospital in the Qingpu District of Shanghai. According to the complainant she was attending the hospital last Friday for oral surgery when the dentist asked her to close her [...]
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British actress Lucy Griffiths, most well known for playing Marian in the piss-poor BBC series Robin Hood, will be a series regular in the fifth season of True Blood. TVLine reports that Griffiths will be playing a vampire, a kind of sister to Eric as she was created by Godric, the same vampire who turned [...]
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Unlucky coprophiles, Kelly Brook hasn’t tweeted photos of her crimping off a poo, they’re aliens. The sexy, big-boobed, model, TV presenter, and actress is currently squeezing into a skin-tight PVC catsuit and filming a live action adaptation of the French comic-book Métal Hurlant, which despite translating to “Screaming Metal” was published in America as Heavy [...]
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Shut it! Hottie Hayley Atwell is the latest name linked to the big-screen adaptation of classic British 70s TV cop show The Sweeney. Ray Winstone will hopefully be doing his best John Thaw impersonation, and Plan B, AKA Ben Drew, may well write the theme tune, sing the theme tune and star in the film. [...]
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Staff at a nursing home in Michigan, USA, are being investigated after maggots were discovered in an old dear’s fanny. The old woman had been complaining of an “itching and burning” around her catheter, the itchy woman refused to take showers complaining of a pain in her hip. Care workers simply made a half-arsed attempt [...]
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Legend of the Seeker star Bridget Regan has landed a guest spot on the forthcoming non-sci-fi sci-fi show, Person of Interest. Person of Interest was developed by Fringe and Alias creator J. J. Abrams, along with Jonathan Nolan, brother of director Chris Nolan, and writer of Memento. The show stars former Prisoner and Jesus, Jim [...]
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A grotesquely disfigured Indian man is on the lookout for love after he gets his unsightly facial tumours removed. 26-year-old farmer’s boy Lalit Ram from Lorika, in east India, is taunted daily by his neighbours and was told he would never find a wife because he is simply too damn ugly. But lucky Lalit has [...]
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