Jessie J craps on Germany

Sexy pop singer Jessie J has been blabbing to the tabloids how she recently crimped off a dirty in Germany, and left it in a festival field.

The ‘Price Tag‘ singer was playing at the Baden-Baden Festival in Germany when she urgently needed to crunch an oily loaf, the 23-year-old from London headed straight for the potty in her swanky caravan, despite being warned not to use it. The caravan crapper must have been out-of-order, because when Jessie sat down to drop the kids off at the pool she followed through, onto the ground beneath the caravan.

“I did a poo and it went straight through underneath the caravan.” Jessie smugly told The Sun.

“I tried to cover it up with a bit of water but that didn’t work. So I gaffer-taped up the loo seat down hoping no one would find it.”

Somewhere in a field on Germany is Jessie J’s celebrity excrement. Some people would pay good money for that.

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