Beauty spa eel swims up Chinaman’s Jap’s-eye

A Chinese fellow enjoying a revolutionary new beauty treatment which involves sitting in a bath full of eels required emergency surgery to remove one of the fish which entered his bladder through the end of his penis knob.

56-year-old Zhang Nan from Honghu was undergoing a spa treatment similar to the fashionable fish pedicures which are opening up everywhere these days. Rather than just submerging your feet in a tank of fishes, the client is fully submerged in a tub of water containing six-inch-long eels, which nibble the dead skin from your body. Apparently, you go commando too, no trunks, I imagine so the eels can nibble the dead skin from your backside and ball-bag.

As Zhang sat enjoying the unorthodox treatment he suddenly felt an intense pain shooting through his reproductive organ, and spotted that one of the eels had entered his urethra, or Jap’s-eye.

“I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis” Zhang explained.

Zhang quickly grabbed the fish, but being a slippery eel it managed to completely disappear straight up Zhang’s penis. The alarmed chap took himself off to hospital, and surgeons spent three hours locating and removing the eel, which had made its way up to the bladder and jossed it.

“The diameter of the urethra in a man’s penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly” surgeon Jin Wang, who removed the eel from Zhang’s wang, explained.

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