Seattle police reported that the man was wearing crotchless spandex tights, and was straddling the fire. The flames from the fire were licking at his ballsack as he gyrated his hips. When asked what he thought he was doing the man replied, “having a weenie roast”.
Firemen put out the flames and police had the weirdo involuntary committed for mental evaluation.
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