Deformed teen seeks help
A hugely disfigured teenager from Colombia has travelled to the US to have his ugly mush repaired. 17-year-old Michael Herreno is blighted with an enormously overgrown and deformed ‘Albert Tatlock’ conk. Michael’s nose has become a tangled mess of knotted veins, his unsightly condition not only decreases his chances of procreation, but also threatens his [...]
Sexy pop singer Jessie J has been blabbing to the tabloids how she recently crimped off a dirty in Germany, and left it in a festival field. The ‘Price Tag‘ singer was playing at the Baden-Baden Festival in Germany when she urgently needed to crunch an oily loaf, the 23-year-old from London headed straight for [...]
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A Polish farmer, in Poland, has saved a four-legged duck from the dinner table. Although you’d think it could have saved itself if it had tried running away. Krzystof Makles from Swiecie didn’t think the quadrupedal duckling would survive to adulthood, so he took the ugly duckling under his wing and helped rear it successfully. [...]
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German company Zweibrüder Optoelectronics have proudly unveiled the world’s largest torch at the The Lichternacht (Festival of Lights) in Solingen, Germany. The torch, or flashlight for any Johnny Foreigners, is a remarkable 4m long and uses energy efficient LED lamps meaning that despite its huge size the torch only consumes the same amount of power [...]
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Clearly not the safest of safety pins. An unnamed 32-year-old man from Tamale, Ghana, has undergone surgery to remove a 12cm pin from his penis after he used it to masturbate with. Doctors at Tamale Teaching Hospital successfully removed the pin yesterday, using a procedure called ‘open ureterolithotomy’, where the penis gland is literally sliced [...]
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Manchester’s premier horror, fantasy, and sci-fi festival returns next month to the AMC cinemas on Deansgate. The festival, now in it’s third year, has an extensive selection of new and classic genre movies along with special guests. Guests this year include Adele Silva, star of Emmerdale and now the movie Strippers vs. Werewolves, and two [...]
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Police are searching for a mystery assailant who attacked a 15-year-old boy in Gloucester, scratching him with a claw. The attack took place on the morning of Tuesday 20th September in an alleyway in Quedgeley, Gloucester. The unnamed victim was on his way to school when he was set upon by a tall, thin, and [...]
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Doctor Who will be back on our screens next year, meaning the series will again be split in two with half being shown next autumn and the second half in the spring of 2013. Back in June BBC bosses announced that the show would not be getting a full series in 2012, leading people to [...]
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Two bearded dragons were found on Tuesday morning, loafing around a Glasgow park. A Scottish old dear spotted one of the lizards Monday evening, on grassland adjacent to Yorkhill Hospital, and did bugger all about it. The following morning the old woman noticed the bearded dragon was still there, and it had been joined by [...]
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Rock legends REM have announced they are splitting up, after 31 years of working together. The band made a statement on their website today (Wednesday 21st September). “We have decided to call it a day as a band,” they said. “To anyone who ever felt touched by our music, our deepest thanks for listening.” Over [...]
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