Urine drinker sent back to jail

Serial urine drinker Alan Patton has been sent back to jail for violating his probation.

59-year-old Patton from Dublin, Ohio, has been a frustrating problem for the Ohio police for some years. The eccentric oddball has a peculiar fetish, urophilia, meaning he derives sexual excitement from urine.

Patton has a long history of loitering in fast-food restaurant toilets, collecting young boys pee in plastic cups, which he then drinks from. Patton’s behaviour is so bizarre and rare that there weren’t any specific laws against it, so they actually created a new law specifically to prosecute Patton with, and send him to prison for a very long time. Unfortunately, the first time Patton was arrested and charged with this brand new law, he beat the rap in court and was only found guilty of criminal mischief.

This time the sentence carried a five-year-ban for Patton visiting public lavatories. In March this year a judge ordered Patton to wear an electronic tag, and banned him from going inside public toilets. This does not seem to have gone down well with pervert Patton, the piss-taker started making abusive telephone calls to his probation officer and threatened to remove his ankle tag.

Police went to Patton’s home where he allegedly put up a fight, according to police he tested positive for illegal substances and was thrown in jail. Patton denies the drugs charge. he will face a probation hearing next week.

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