Gerard Depardieu urinates on passenger plane

Rotund, burly French actor Gerard Depardieu has urinated on the floor of a passenger jet in front of gob-smacked passengers.

The dirty protest took place on Tuesday on a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin. The plane was about to take off and passengers told to fasten their seatbelts, when 62-year-old Depardieu informed an air-hostess that he needed to take a leak.

The hostess simply told the overweight film star that he must wait 15 minutes before he could leave his seat and relieve himself. The Gallic grump said he could not wait that long, and in full view of horrified passengers, he slung out his pink pistol and peed on the floor in front of him. Witnesses said the French superstar appeared pissed and drunk on booze.

One can only assume that the fat actor, who appeared in such box office hits as 102 Dalmatians and My Father the Hero, would have been seated in First Class. If the plane had taken off his alcohol-tainted piss would have run right down the length of the plane as it gained altitude.

So, the plane was grounded for two hours whilst trolley-dollies mopped up the urine.

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