Amy Winehouse found dead

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Amy Winehouse

Overrated singer and drug addict Amy Winehouse has been found dead at her North London home.

Emergency services were called to the home of the troubled ‘Rehab‘ singer earlier today but the 27-year-old singer was reported to have died before ambulances arrived at her home in Camden.

Due to gutter press continually staking out the singer’s home in the hope of photographing her drunkenly exposing her fake breasts, the world’s media has been able to report the long awaited death of the drug addict.

The cause of death of habitual substance abuser Winehouse is not yet known, but her drug-fuelled rock ‘n roll lifestyle along with other celebrity deadbeats such as Peter Doherty has led people to believe that the tattooed, beehived drunk had little time left on the planet. As far back as 2007 the singer’s father Mitch had already prepared an obituary for his daughter.

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