Fruity priest asks the Vatican to inspect his bumhole

Father Andrés García Torres, a catholic priest from Madrid, Spain, has been accused of batting for the other side after this fruity photograph of the padre was leaked.

The good Father, shown to the right, says that his relationship with the shirtless young man he is seen cuddling is far from homosexual, and in order to prove his heterosexuality he’s challenged the Vatican to inspect his bunghole anus for signs of homo-intrusion.

“Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated” Torres said.

The priest is referring to a supposed technique in which it is possible to determine an active homosexual from the stretchiness of his ringpiece.

His remark comes after the Bishop of Gestafe demanded that Torres leave his post, undertake an HIV test and seek out psychiatric help for his gayness.

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