Two cases of goat sex in Malawi

Magistrates in Malawi sentenced a man to two years hard labour today after he pleaded guilty to having carnal knowledge of a goat.

26-year-old Robert Wisikoti, a tobacco worker from Malawi’s central district of Dowa owned up to having sex with the she-goat after his friend, Elijah Chawinga, caught him red-handed engaging in the sordid act of bestiality. Chawinga had tethered his goat to a tree when he heard an almighty commotion taking place.

“When I rushed there I found my friend naked and busy with the goat, his manhood was inside the goat while he held the goat’s rear legs tightly,” Chawinga gushed.

“I reported the matter to police and they arrested him. He pleaded guilty and was given 24 months by the magistrate,” he smugly added.

Wisikoti got off lightly, the maximum penalty for bestiality in Malawi is 14 years hard labour.

Also in Malawi this weekend another man was caught having some ‘how’s your father’ with another goat. 20-year-old George Mlandeni was arrested following a short manhunt, he had been witnessed by the goat owner’s son making the beast with two backs with the livestock.

“His son got surprised with the unusual bleating of the goat and decided to check. That is when he found Mlandeni with pants down having sex with the goat.” Northern Region Police deputy spokesperson Ian Kanyama said in a statement.

“He managed to run away but was caught after villagers instituted a manhunt,” Kanyama added.

Forensic evidence has been employed in the prosecution of Mlandeni, a physical examination of the goat revealed semen in the goat’s vagina, and even more damning were the goat hairs discovered in Mlandeni’s underpants. The suspect has been charged with bestiality.

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