Drunken woman squirts breast milk at police officers

A drunker beer user has been arrested for using her lactating boobs as offensive weapons.

30-year-old Stephanie Robinette was attending a wedding reception in Deleware, Ohio, on Sunday night when she became intoxicated on drinks and booze. Robinette’s husband explained to police that his wife had had too much to drink and began causing a disruption outside the party.

By the time officers arrived on the scene, following a 911 call to report drunkenness, Robinette had locked herself in her car and continued to scream obscenities.

Mrs Robinette refused to leave her vehicle and officers began attempting to kick the cars windows through, at this point Robinette warned the officers that she was a breastfeeding mother, before lunging at them with her loaded breasts. Robinette pulled one of her teats from her dress and began squirting the police officers with lactic fluid.

Officers managed to overpower the titty-bearer and Robinette was arrested and charged with domestic violence, assault, disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. She later apologised for her actions and is seeking alcohol abuse counselling.

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