Former Ewok found guilty of masturbating on train

A dwarf actor who has played an Ewok in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi, and a goblin in the film Labyrinth has been found guilty of bashing his bishop in front of a 17-year-old girl.

Nicholas Read from Cheadle was travelling on a train between London and Sheffield on 16th October last year when he placed his bowler hat over his open trousers and began pleasuring himself. The unnamed 17-year-old victim who was sat next to Read told Leicester Crown Court yesterday how she could see Read bopping his baloney in the reflection of the window.

The court heard how Read continued with his onanism for a good 30 to 40 minutes whilst his victim sat terrified of the dwarf’s cock.

Following her harrowing ordeal the victim eventually disembarked from the train in Leicester and reported the masturbating midget to British Transport police who arrested Read on his arrival in Sheffield.

Nigel Hamilton who defended Read told the jury that the victim was mistaken or had let her imagination run away with her. Read denied the allegation and said he was simply sat with his hat on his lap.

The jury did not agree and unanimously convicted Read, who has a previous conviction for indecent assault.

Comment below or discuss this on our bizarre forum: Ewok found guilty of public masturbation