A Nigerian man was arrested yesterday in suspicion of stealing a youth’s penis, by shaking his hand. 39-year-old Luka Audu was handed over to police yesterday after he was accosted by an angry mob in Kaduna. A 17-year-old youth, who’s mother demands remain anonymous, has accused Audu of stealing his reproductive organ, possibly through the [...]
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A first-grader on a school trip to a Wichita zoo last week was badly mauled by a leopard when he by-passed safety railings and got too close to the big cat. Witnesses say that the young boy climbed a 1.2m railing and crossed a 2.4m safety gap between the fences to walk right up to [...]
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There were Hershey squirts all round at a funeral in Hershey, Pennsylvania this week when mourners were startled by a six-foot long serpent slithering through the tombstones towards them. People were gathered at the Hershey Cemetery for a memorial service on Friday when the giant reptile interrupted proceedings. Police and animal handlers were called and [...]
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Camelot, the big budget American TV show based on Arthurian legend will be hitting British screens next month when the show premieres on Channel 4. Unlike the BBC’s own Merlin the Yanks fire straight into the action with Camelot, it begins with the death of King Uther and the wizard Merlin putting a young and [...]
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A 19-year-old man from West Virginia was arrested yesterday when neighbours found the loony dressed in women’s underwear and standing over their dead goat. Lisa Powers called 911 at around 03:00 Monday morning to report her neighbour Mark Lucas Thompson had stolen and killed her grandson’s pet pygmy goat. The goat, named Bailey, had been [...]
Continue reading …Following recent developments where the FBI released documents recording supposed UFO crashes in the Roswell area this amazing footage allegedly showing a UFO crash survivor has been leaked onto the internet. The individual who released the footage has remained anonymous, reportedly for their own protection. The footage came to light on All News Web, a [...]
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A simple rule of thumb when it comes to primates, or simians to be more precise, is if it has a tail it’s a monkey, if not it’s an ape. Easy I thought, until some clever dick asked “what if they’re facing you?” See if you can identify these primates, without ogling their rear-ends.
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A town in the Philippines are planning on setting a new world record this week, by circumcising 1,500 boys in one day. Officials in the city of Marikina are organising a ‘Circumcision Party’ and offering penis foreskin mutilation absolutely free of charge. The mutilation of young boys’ tallywhackers will take place in the city’s sports [...]
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Pat Bertoletti put his toilet paper in the fridge last night after the world’s second greatest competitive eater achieved a clear victory at the La Costena ‘Feel the Heat’ Jalapeño Eating Championships, and even scored a new world record. ‘Feel the Heat’ is always a close run contest with Bertoletti going head to head with [...]
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British actor Rob Kazinsky dropped out of the forthcoming Hobbit movies last week, due to health reasons, and today his replacement has been announced. Kiwi actor Dean O’Gorman has been chosen as the new Fili, he will now be teamed up with former Being Human star Aidan Turner who play Kili. The pair are young [...]
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