Talking monkey burnt to death
Superstitious nit-wits in South Africa have burnt to death a Vervet monkey, believing it to be a witch. An angry and idiotic mob gathered in a settlement west of Johannesburg last week chanting, “kill that witch” after chasing and catching a terrified monkey. A witnessed described how he chased the supposed “talking monkey” up a [...]
A 54-year-old woman from York, Pennsylvania had to call out plumbers and police this morning after she discovered a snake in her toilet bog. Cindy Leturno set to work on her lavatory with a plunger this morning, simply expecting a build-up of brown trout and bog roll, but to her horror a four foot long [...]
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Police in Fife are trying to trace a 12 foot long Burmese python which has been missing since Friday morning. The huge snake will surely not be hard to miss. The elusive reptile went missing at around 11:00 Friday morning when it reportedly escaped from its owners home. Although the snake is non-venomous that doesn’t [...]
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Yesterday saw the annual World Custard Pie Championships held in Maidstone, Kent. The competition first began in 1967, supposedly influenced by the world’s greatest custard pie thrower, Charlie Chaplin. The competition went through something of a hiatus, but was revived in 2004 by the former mayor of Coxheath which is where the competition takes place. [...]
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Season three of Being Human had many highlights and Craig Roberts playing the teenage vampire Adam was one of them. In an exclusive interview with SFX, Roberts has confirmed that he will be returning to the show. “I believe I am going back for an episode” he told them. The young actor even got his [...]
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An Essex woman has set a brand new world record for driving fairground dodgems. 28-year-old Laura Byng from Sarf-end wasted an entire 25 hours driving aimlessly in circles at the Adventure Island amusement park to set a brand new world record. the previous record of just 24 hours was set in Austria by Sebastian Bosch [...]
Continue reading …A couple of egg-headed boffins in America have invented a revolutionary new product which lets you take a piss wherever you are. “When there’s nowhere to go, go where you are with Go Guy, the pocket urinal” That’s the tagline being used by U-R-IN Control, the brainchild of two inventors, Ron Wierks and Thom Perlmutter. [...]
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A truck driver in New Zealand is recovering from a most bizarre accident which took place on Saturday. 48-year-old Steven McCormack literally inflated like a balloon after falling on a compressed air hose, breaking the line and finishing up with the hose penetrating his buttocks and pumping high pressure air into his body. “I felt [...]
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24-year-old John Bullock, one of two convicted snake rapists in Wisconsin, has been handed a stiff jail term for his actions. Bullock, and his accomplice 25-year-old Damonta Jones, were both found guilty last month of sexually assaulting a 32-year-old woman by penetrating her with a live snake. Today a judge at Eau Claire County Court [...]
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