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Hull Haunting

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Hull Haunting

A family from Hull, East Yorkshire have been forced out of their home by a violent poltergeist. Emma Keeitch, her partner Jamie Owen and their four-month-old daughter Pheobie fled from their home after a series of ghostly events culminating in a threatening message scrawled on a window. 31-year-old Emma says mischievous spirits have been switching [...]

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Bertoletti hot on Chestnut’s heels

This week saw two major events in the competitive eating calendar, The Wingstop World Wing-Eating Championships in Dallas and The World Deep-Fried Asparagus Eating Championships in California. The events saw the two biggest names in competitive eating go head to head, and world #2 gurgitator Pat Bertoletti is not making it easy for current champ [...]

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The Devil’s Sausage

A butcher in Scotland is laying claim to the world’s spiciest sausage. The “Devil’s Sausage” produced by Rendalls Quality Butchers in Raploch, Stirling contains pork, sweet chili, jalapenos and the so-called ghost pepper, Bhut Jolokia, which Guinness World of Records says is 401.5 times hotter than Tabasco sauce. “We warn people ‘eat the devil’s sausage [...]

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Woman attacked by pet python

A woman in Kansas had to be saved by a police officer after her pet snake clamped its teeth into her neck and would not let go. 20-year-old Chrystal Wilson had taken the eight foot long albino serpent from its vivarium to feed it, when the aggravated reptile decided to make a meal of Wilson [...]

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Bradley Cooper in talks to star in The Crow

I don’t think anyone saw this coming, A-Team and Hangover star Bradley Cooper is currently in negotiations to lead the remake of cult-hit The Crow. Last week Juan Carlos Fresnadillo was hired to direct the remake, production is slated to begin in the autumn. Rapper Marky Mark Wahlberg was previously linked to the movie, fortunately [...]

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Housemaid chops boss’ penis off

An Ethiopian maid working in Dubai has been arrested for cutting off the knob and testicles of her 70-year-old boss. The elderly victim called police on Monday morning, and was taken to hospital to have his organ sewn back on. When cops questioned the young maid she admitted to carrying out the castration and said [...]

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Jessica Biel wins ‘Total Recall’ role

A-Team star Jessica Biel has been lined up to appear in the remake of Total Recall. The 29-year-old hottie has won one of two roles, it hasn’t been confirmed which. The original Total Recall starred Arnold Schwarzenegger as Doug Quaid, a construction worker with implanted memories who has to work out whether he’s a spy [...]

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Sicko castrates injured kangaroo

A sick little monkey in Australia castrated a live injured kangaroo this weekend, after hitting the animal with their car. The mutilated marsupial had to be euthanised by wildlife officers yesterday afternoon when they discovered the beast lying in the road, badly injured and testicleless. The kangaroo was discovered in the road at Yarrambat, north [...]

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Human dong finally added to the Icelandic Phallological Museum collection

Celebrations this weekend as the Icelandic Phallological Museum finally received it’s first specimen from a human. The museum was bequeathed the reproductive organ by 92-year-old Páll Arason, who jossed it back in January. Arason had promised his willy to museum curator Sigurður Hjartarson 14 years ago. The museum has waited almost three months to get [...]

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Hulk Hogan taking on midget wrestling

Former world heavyweight wrestling champion, and reality TV star Terry Hogan has announced plans for a new reality TV show based on midget wrestling. I know what you’re thinking, how cool will it be to see 6’7″ Hogan brawling with a gang of dwarves. Unfortunately Hogan won’t be actually wrestling with any little people, the [...]

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