Ho-ho! Never mind your bloody Hollywood starlets or sexy pop stars, your average Morningstarr* reader can be quite partial to the odd daytime TV MILF, and Lorraine is one of the best.
51-year-old Glaswegian Lorraine started her career presenting breakfast television show TV-am in 1984, and the early riser has stayed with the breakfast shows ever since.
Treat your eyes to the first trailer for forthcoming Frank Sidebottom-based comedy Frank. The movie is written by Jon Ronson, who is a former member of Frank Sidebottom's backing band. Not ...read more
A 17-year-old A-level student from Brighton has made a complete dick of himself this week after calling the police to ask them to save him from a spider. Reece Thomas was ...read more
A septuagenarian substitute school teacher was apparently caught red-handed stroking himself off in the halls of a Connecticut high school. 72-year-old Michael Luecke was apparently spotted by a teaching assistant early ...read more
A worried and concerned dairy farmer in Herkimer County, New York set up CCTV cameras to monitor his cows after they became nervous around him. To his shock and disgust ...read more
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