Ha! get stuffed Rachel Riley, you may have your qualities but you’re no Voderman.
Voderman, the saucy Bedfordshire MILF with an IQ of 154, the thinking man’s totty. Or, the dole scum’s totty, depending on which you think is more likely to be a fan of daytime television.
The 50-year-old hottie became famous on dull and dreary game show Countdown, where she communicated with extraterrestrials using coded messages during the conundrum round.
Former Miss England fittie Danielle Lloyd, or Danielle O'Hara, or whatever she's called these days, is the first entry in what we hope will become a regular feature on The ...read more
A 26-year-old South African fellow has been arrested by coppers for carrying around human genitalia in a jam jar. Joel Ranoto was picked up by police in Polokwane on Friday and ...read more
Fire crews in Wales were quite likely pissing themselves laughing after some geezer got a toilet roll holder stuck fast up his poop-chute. In a recent incident an un-named man, from ...read more
Backward half-witted idiots have shunned a desperately ill mother of two because they think she might be a witch. Superstitious yokels in the town of Kismayo in Somalia have banished 35-year-old ...read more
Everyone loves a daft and silly Guinness World Record, especially in aid of charity, that's why this week volunteers set the world record for the most people dressed as penguins ...read more
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