A Scottish pensioner has been telling everyone how he was completely bricking it after finding a snake in his bathroom, and having to go to a neighbours to drop his guts. 67-year-old Dennis Mulholland from Paisley went to his bathroom to crimp off an oily loaf when he was confronted by a three foot scaly [...]
Continue reading …A pet boa constrictor has become the unfortunate victim of alleged ‘silicone poisoning’ after biting a trashy models fake ninny-jugs. Model Orit Fox, Israel’s unattractive answer to Katie ‘Jordan’ Price, was gnashed on her fake boobs as she tormented the usually docile reptile. Video footage of the event show the silicone enhanced model trying to [...]
Continue reading …Good and bad news from Aunty Beeb today, Being Human will be getting a fourth series but Outcasts will not be getting a second. Both shows aired their series finales last night, Being Human drew in 1.1 million viewers to BBC Three, whilst over on BBC One, Outcasts played out it’s last ever episode on [...]
Continue reading …A pipsqueak from the Philippines is about to steal the title of world’s shortest man from current record breaking short-arse Khagendra Thapa Magar. 17-year-old Junrey Balawing is set to become a household name when he turns 18 in June. Standing a mere 56cm high Junrey is an amazing 11cm shorter than current record holder Magar. [...]
Continue reading …Former Tru Calling star Jason Priestley will be joining the cast of Haven for it’s second season. Season two of Haven is set to begin production next month and it has been announced that Priestly will appear in four of the thirteen episodes being made. Priestly has been cast as Chris Weekly, ‘a handsome but [...]
Continue reading …Culture officials from China are making a push in trying to export a bizarre Chinese delicacy, eggs boiled in young boys’ wee-wee. The unappetizing eggs are known as ‘tong zi dan‘ which literally translates as ‘Boy Egg‘. Boy Eggs have been considered a delicacy in Dongyang for thousands of years, the eggs are boiled in [...]
Continue reading …An Australian man is recovering in hospital after being shot through the ballbag with a speargun. The unnamed 38-year-old was involved in a domestic dispute on Friday afternoon outside a house in Bolton Point near Lake Macquarie. During the argument the victim was shot with the speargun, the spear penetrated the man’s left thigh, passed [...]
Continue reading …A two-headed, six-limbed softshell turtle was displayed this week at the 10th Pramong Nomjai Thai Tuala fishery fair held in Thailand this week. The fair kicked off yesterday with a beautiful display of aquatic animals and reptiles. The two-headed, six legged turtle is actually a rare specimen of a conjoined twin where two embryos managed [...]
Continue reading …Scientists and boffins have discovered that the venomous bite of a particular South American spider can give a man a four-hour stonking erection. Like most things in Brazil even the nasty arachnids are sexier. The Brazilian wandering spider (Phoneutria spp.) is a vicious and aggressive arachnid with a leg span of 15cm which lives in [...]
Continue reading …Nine Inch Nails frontman Trent Reznor has spoken out to end all speculation about him working on the movie Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. Reznor has made a statement on the official NIN forum saying he will not be working on ALVH in any capacity whatsoever. “Don’t believe everything you read. As it turns out, I [...]
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