Man arrested for masturbating in Burger King

Police in New Jersey arrested a man on Friday after witnesses caught him bopping his bologna in a Burger King restaurant.

37-year-old Rodney L. Dawley was witnessed by Burger King patrons on Friday afternoon engaged in a turgid act of onanism. The Burger King bosses called the cops, who arrived in time to see Dawley running from the establishment red-faced.

The cops were able to identify the maverick masturbator and picked him up at his home later that afternoon. Dawley was charged with a third-degree aggravated criminal sexual contact and was released on $15,000 bail. Police are appealing for any other witnesses to separate bishop bashing incidents Dawley may be involved in.

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