This weekend a team of dedicated pork butchers in Italy produced the world’s longest sausage.
Alberto Della Pelle and nine other butchers created their magnificent speciality meat product in the small Italian town of Penne. The finished sausage was more than half a kilometer long (597.8m), pissing on the previous record of 392m set by the Romanians.
The massive sausage was cut up to make 6,000 sandwiches, all in aid of charity.
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