Ohio urine drinker banned from public toilets for five years

Serial piss-taker Alan Patton has been handed a 30-day prison sentence, fined $250 and placed under house arrest for five years.

Prosecutors requested five year house arrest for Patton, who was found guilty of collecting young boys urine in a Burger King toilets for the purpose of drinking it. Patton has previous convictions for similar offences and the Ohio courts have been struggling for years now to try and solve the problem of Patton drinking wee-wee.

Following Patton’s previous conviction in 2009, where he was convicted of criminal mischief for placing cups in public urinals to collect some piss, Ohio lawmakers created a new law specifically aimed at Patton which would make collecting someone’s bodily fluids without their permission a felony. Following the Burger King incident Patton was charged with this new offence, but was found not guilty of the crime created especially for him. The court once again had to deal with a misdemeanor case of criminal mischief.

Last time Patton was sent to pokey he got 90 days in the big house, this time the sentence has been reduced to 30 days, but with five years on top where Patton will be fitted with an electronic tag so his whereabouts can be monitored. During this period Patton is forbidden to enter a public convenience, even if he is absolutely bursting for a piss or a shit.

We should next expect the convicted sex offender in court for public indecency when he has to take a leak behind some bushes.

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