Pervert jailed for sex with multiple sheep
A sick little monkey in Ghana has been jailed for 36-months for unnatural carnal knowledge. 36-year-old Kwaku Amable, a carpenter who is married with two children, was caught naked in a sheep pen by an angry shepherd. The bestiality incident took place at around midnight on Friday 25th March. The shepherd, Adamu Issaka told police [...]
Police investigating a spate of horrific axe murders in South Africa have arrested a former professional sportsman who played for the Blue Bulls rugby football club. An unnamed 34-year-old man was arrested on Tuesday in connection with at least three axe murders carried out in Durban. A spate of attacks have taken place in the [...]
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The return date for dino-drama Primeval has been announced today. Watch have revealed that the fifth series of Primeval will premiere on Tuesday 24th May, most likely at 19:00. Primeval was saved from extinction after a deal was reached between ITV and UKTV, who are owned by by the BBC and Virgin. The deal meant [...]
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A cyclist riding through woodland in Longcross, Surrey has taken a photograph of what appears to be a black panther stalking the British countryside. The unnamed cyclist wishes to remain anonymous for fear of being ridiculed, but he contacted local press to share the remarkable photograph. “I was just coming to the junction with Stonehill [...]
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Hot Indian calendar model Poonam Pandey has promised to strip for the Indian cricket team if they beat the Pakistani team in the Cricket World Cup. India go up against their arch rivals Pakistan in Mohali tomorrow, and as a show of support for her beloved cricket team the beautiful Poonam is offering to abandon [...]
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Warner Brothers are reported to be going ahead with an epic Justice League of America movie to challenge Marvel’s Avengers flick. Next year writer and director Joss Whedon is bringing together the stars of the recent Marvel superhero films for an Avengers movie. Stars from Iron Man, Captain America and Thor will all be united [...]
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This weekend saw the title fight for heavyweight Chess Boxing champion being held in London. Dutchman Hubert “The Wardrobe” Van Melick beat challenger Patrick Teehan from Wales in a checkmate victory. The bout was held at London’s Boston Dome, “The Wardrobe” took just 24 moves to beat the Welshman. Chess Boxing mixes brains with brawn, [...]
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A 7-year-old German girl was shocked to find a large snake looking up at her from the potty this weekend. Police in Hanover say they were called to an apartment in the Linden-Süd district on Saturday night after the girl’s mother telephoned them to report a serpent in her lavatory. The lily-livered cops refused to [...]
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The hunt is over, Zack Snyder has cast ginger hottie Amy Adams in the part of Lois Lane for his forthcoming Superman reboot. Superman has always been a bit crap. The comic books are quite poor enough, compared to other comics, but the movies have always been a little bit lame. Chris Reeve had a [...]
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Police in New Jersey arrested a man on Friday after witnesses caught him bopping his bologna in a Burger King restaurant. 37-year-old Rodney L. Dawley was witnessed by Burger King patrons on Friday afternoon engaged in a turgid act of onanism. The Burger King bosses called the cops, who arrived in time to see Dawley [...]
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