Patton taking the piss again

Serial urine drinker Alan Patton has been arrested yet again for collecting urine from a public toilet.

59-year-old Patton from Dublin, Ohio was arrested on Friday on suspicion of collecting urine from the urinals of a Burger King toilet. Patton’s behaviour has frustrated the courts in Ohio for some years as they have only been able to prosecute him for criminal mischief. After Patton’s last conviction in 2009 lawmakers created a new law which now makes it an offence to collect someone’s bodily fluids without their permission.

However, this is the first time Patton has been charged with the new tougher law and as it is his first offence under the new ruling it will still only be counted as a misdemeanor.

An off-duty police deputy allegedly witnessed Patton on Friday placing items in the Burger King urinals in an attempt to collect urine, it is suspected that he chose that particular restaurant as it has a children’s play area. Patton has a history of collecting young boys pee-pee with the intention of drinking it, in 1993 Patton was convicted of child sex offences when he made physical contact with two young boys when he tricked them into peeing through a makeshift screen made from old bin liners. As the boys whizzed through a hole cut in the bin liners Patton attached plastic tubes to their penises and drank their urine from the opposite end.

Since that conviction Patton has apparently made efforts to prevent any physical contact with the children and instead places cups into urinals and then drinks from them after they are filled.