Youths urinate on pensioner

Antisocial yobs have drenched an old age pensioner in urine after she confronted them about their ghastly behaviour.

75-year-old Jean Gausden from Sheffield was climbing the stairs to her flat in a council housing block in Pitsmoor, Sheffield when she witnessed two youths urinating in the stairwell.

When Miss Gausden called the two youths “filthy swines” they quickly spun around and sprayed the old dear with their yellow piss and shouted a barrage of abuse at her.

“I couldn’t believe it. It was disgusting.” Mis Gausden said.

“They have no respect for anyone, let alone an old lady who doesn’t like what they are doing and tells them so.”

Apparently this isn’t the first time someone has been wee-weed on in the block of flats. Youngsters have been gathering in the communal areas of the flats for months now, leaving puddles of urine, vomit and excrement behind them and sometimes slashing over the bannisters onto unsuspecting pedestrians below.

Angry residents have reported the micturating menaces to the cops, but police say there is too little evidence to press charges against the pissers.

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